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he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

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Recently started listening to a free Audiobook edition of a Christmas Carol because of the coming holiday. The narrator sounded familiar. Its narrated by nome other than our friendly librarian, Mr. LeVar Burton😌🩵

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You're right and you should say it.

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Fights in every period, even on power plays? How would you even know what-? I thought this guy was like a minor-league hammer. You know, like Dave "The Hammer" Schultz? Who is she?

LEVERAGE 5.02 The Blue Line Job

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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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a detail about Glass Onion

okay so i just finished Glass Onion and I am obsessed

but, as someone who is familiar with Greek islands, something stood out to me

when Lionel calls the police and begs them to come to the island, the police tell him that they can’t come because they can only land at Miles’ “piece of shit” dock at low tide, which won’t be until the morning.  Lionel accepts this excuse and reports the bad news back to the rest of the party, to their collective dismay

here’s the thing, though:

The Aegean has no tide to speak of.

Thanks to Europe and Africa nearly touching at Gibraltar and essentially trapping the Mediterranean Sea in its basin, the water has nowhere to move to even if the moon’s gravity is pulling on it.  At least, the tide is so small it’s completely negligible and certainly would not affect any dock, whether or not said dock was set to lift/lower.

now, this could of course just be an oversight on the writer’s part and may just be a factual error.  BUT i think it’s much funnier that this is a group of characters who simply wouldn’t know that there’s no tide in the Aegean, and the local Greek police just went “fuck those rich Americans, let’em wait until after breakfast”

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i am so delighted when i think about how easily the leverage writers could've made parker this sexy international super thief and instead they said "well what if she was just really fucking weird"

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Redemption is a process [insp]

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You know what’s a really great moment in “The Homecoming Job”? When Eliot, playing the waiter, tries to get the mark to say a specific phrase so Parker can have all the sounds she needs to defeat the voice lock.

Because on the one hand, it’s all just window dressing to set up the “fuck” joke. But on the other hand, this moment gives you so much Eliot character information.

Eliot is very, very smart, and he knows it. Parker lists out the sounds she needs, and Eliot immediately says he’s on it. Because this sort of mental challenge is something Eliot considers to be well within his wheelhouse. And then, within moments, he comes up with a phrase that mostly does the trick.

Eliot knows his food. This ends up being a defining character note, and it’s introduced here as he goes through his encyclopedic knowledge of fancy dishes and comes up with a plausible-sounding offering, again, within seconds.

Eliot loves trolling people. The whole “greasy duck” thing, the feigned confusion to get the mark to actually say “pâté d’escargot avec beurre d’Argentine,” the anger the mark feels after he realizes it’s actually shrimp — Eliot is clearly amused as hell the entire time.

Part of what makes this show so satisfying is how hardworking every scene is. If it’s not doing three things at once, then it doesn’t make the cut. It really is a lesson in great writing.

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Such a heavy burden

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Guys don’t tell anyone but Leverage is actually a documentary but they’re legally not allowed to say that. Yeah, it’s true Dean Devlin told me himself

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Ok so i don't have the time to go in and get a screen recorded video with volume but look here

When parker says she wants to kill Dalton Rand, she's looking to Nate. She's asking Nate if they can kill him. Eliot volunteers to kill him. Parker turns to look at Eliot when he starts to speak. Eliot "I don't kill people anymore" Spencer volunteers to kill Rand of his own volition. Parker isn't even asking him, looking to him. He just cares so much about Parker being hurt that he volunteers to do something that hurts himself without being promted or asked personally. This is just something that means so much to me. This is only season 2 but the strong connections are already there

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Jake in a nutshell.

The Librarians S03E04 And the Tears of a Clown.

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The three distinct types of found family:

Commits crimes together.

Fights crimes together.

Constantly switching back and forth between the other two at a horrifying speed.

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wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!