agent13thepretender
agent13thepretender
In Need Of A Champagne Refill
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She/her. 26 year old Grandma of 0. Veteran SS shipper too tired to fight anyone. 1 have one shitty Naruto tattoo that I need to get redone asap. Enjoy the reblogs.
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agent13thepretender · 6 months ago
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I wrote this a loooooong time ago and just never posted it. Cobra Kai in general has always given me early 2000s Power Rangers vibes. Like I keep waiting for a monster or a Megazord to appear. Like imagine a Giant Kreese stomping all over the valley? Hilarious! Anyway, here’s my take on which character would be which Ranger, updated of course because of the new season.
Miguel - Red Ranger
The one who started it all. Confidence growing as his skills did. He’s a leader with a strong moral compass. Despite being mislead a few times he ultimately tries to do what’s right and just. Miguel is quick for action when something is going down. Others in his group look to him on how to proceed in any given situation. His fighting style is equal parts passion and discipline. He will not accept defeat but will extend mercy when it’s clear he’s won.
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Eli - Blue Ranger to Indigo Ranger
Former bullied kid. Former baddie. Total badass. He started out as a Blue Ranger due to coming across as a second in command to Miguel. Due to being corrupted by Kreese, I think Blue is a little to clean for Eli. Indigo is one of the Ranger colors reserved for rangers who start at a dark place and eventually switch to fight for the light whilst staying true to who they are. Eli is an example and a cautionary tale. He’s proof that redemption is possible. He is a strong leader and passionate. His fighting style does have a brutality to it but in recent seasons has learned to restrain himself. He does well as a second in command to anyone he holds in high regard.
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Demetri - Non Ranger to Blue Ranger
Probably loves being on this list until he realizes that Power Ranger stuff is dangerous. He’s on the edges of the karate drama but eventually gets pulled in. Feeling he has no choice, he involves himself fully to protect himself and to aid his friends. Whilst not being a strong fighter he has a strong heart and mind. He’s grounding in unbelievable situations. Loyal and faithful in his friends no matter which path they fall in. His philosophy for fighting is only when completely necessary.
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Sam - Pink Ranger
Words to live by: Respect the Pink. Sam has the soft and graceful nature most Pink Rangers are known for whilst still having an unexpected strength to them. She is stubborn and it takes a lot to get her to budge on some things. Kind and compassionate but not easy to get over a grudge. Despite her shortcomings, she strives for understanding between her peers and within herself. She is open to new styles and combines them to maximize her chance for success. To the ones she loves, she will protect them til the end.
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Tory - Yellow Ranger
Yellow Rangers are tenacious and hard working and Tory is no exception. Tory isn’t afforded softness and mercy, she must be sharp and hard. She is territorial and will protect what’s her’s with all the ferocity and power she has. She gives it her all. Her strong sense of integrity and struggle make her a hard worker and very skilled. She is not without a empathy or a sense of right and wrong. Her style is precise and devastating, with a great skill of resourcefulness. A great asset to anyone who has earned her trust and respect.
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Robbie - Specialty Dark Ranger to Green Ranger
Now when I say Green Ranger, I mean Tommy Oliver level Green Ranger. Iykyk. Something about Robbie or maybe just Tanner Buchanan seems so silently powerful. A soft power almost. He’s patient, observant and rarely strikes first. He has wide knowledge of various styles due to being taught by various senseis. He’s strongly empathetic and is heavily guided by his emotions. His wondering from place to place and delinquency, previous seasons (especially season 1) and subsequent influence by Kreese and Silver gave him a darker energy. I think once he came to terms with himself at the end of season 4 (after witnessing how he negatively influenced Kenny Payne) his Green Ranger Era Began. His style was previously well disciplined but brutal. He now has a more controlled, even style of fighting with just as much passion but with plenty of hard earned restraint. And despite his history, you won’t find anyone with a purer heart.
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Johnny - Veteran Red Ranger
Probably the most chaotic and irresponsible Red Ranger but definitely a Red Ranger. Johnny is a leader no matter how you look at it. More so a leader of action versus strategy but still a leader. His methods are questionable but he guarantees results. His intentions are not always clear but he undoubtedly cares for others deeply, including his students. He is passionate, protective, stubborn, and a bit unaware of himself. His fighting style is powerful, precise and brutal. Remember this man really loves the people he loves. You mess with one of his, he’ll mess you up worse.
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Daniel - Veteran Blue Ranger
Yeah I feel this doesn’t need much explanation. Wise, discipline, strong moral compass, integrity, passion, lead by emotions, and a leader. His passion, moral compass, and emotions can sometimes blind him and carry him away. He fights not just for himself but for his students, friends, and his family. He is stubborn in his ideals but upon seeing reason is open to new ideologies. His fighting style is restrained with years of discipline but not lacking in power. He may not always get it right but you can count on him to mean well.
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Chozen - Former Bad Guy to Veteran Black Ranger
Chozen was a bit difficult to decipher because he was a bad guy until he was brought back in Cobra Kai. He’s wise but also very silly with a young heart and soul. He was as bad as you could get and now he’s the first to offer a helping hand or fist. Despite his goofy antics, his presence can be very grounding in times of conflict. On the flip side he could also be the first to attack without being fully informed. He’s loyal and gracious to those who have given him a second chance. His fighting style is a mix between Johnny and Daniel - equal amounts brutality and hard earned discipline.
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agent13thepretender · 10 months ago
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Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
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agent13thepretender · 1 year ago
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I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR!
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agent13thepretender · 1 year ago
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Without Dragon Ball there would be no Naruto. This is a truth for many other works of anime and manga.
Dragon Ball is such a figure in the anime community that you have people (such as myself) saying “oh this manga is like my Dragon Ball” “this anime is my Dragon Ball”. I, too, have said “Naruto is my Dragon Ball.”
Even if you are not a Dragon Ball fan you still respected the hell out of it. You still acknowledge the tremendous impact it has had on cultures around the world and the anime/manga community as a whole.
This was all from the mind and heart of one man.
Thank you for all your years of hard work and dedication. Thank you for all the other creations you inspired. Thank you for everything.
Rest in Power Akira Toriyama.
Legend of Legends.
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To the Dragon Ball fandom, my heart is with you. Please take care of yourselves. ❤️
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agent13thepretender · 1 year ago
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In Shane we trust 🙏
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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You can only reblog this on Nov 16 2023💥
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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I just think it would be kinda hilarious if Danny’s secret identity kept being revealed to his parents and the public only for it to be erased at the end of every season.
Like it’s happened 3 times now 😂 I wanna see how many more times they can do it.
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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It’s been so long and I’m crying 😭
Irondad fic ideas #109
Fic where Wanda does not get snapped. Westview happens during the blip.
At some point before Westview, Wanda visits Tony at the lake house (maybe she wants him to make the government give her Vision's body back). Tony, deep in his grief and just wanting to be with Pepper and baby Morgan, doesn't help as much as she wants him to.
Before leaving, already very unhinged, Wanda offers to take Tony's memories of Peter away. She phrases it like an act of compassion, since she can sense the depths of his pain. But Tony perceives it as a threat. And it's one that, especially during and after Westview, he knows she's powerful enough to achieve
So, he calls a wizard. He begs Wong to do a spell to protect his memories of Peter from ever being harmed by magic
Fast forward to NWH. Tony has been in a coma ever since the battle with Thanos. He finally wakes up, and he's so grateful to be with his family, but he doesn't understand why a certain teenager is not there
It doesn't take long for Tony to realize that no one else remembers Peter. May is dead. The kid is alone, erased, forgotten by everyone
But not by him. Because of a witch's threat and his own paranoia, his memories are safe.
And now it's time to go get his kid
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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Bella
Fucking
Ramsey
That’s all.
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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It’s official: Ryan and Shane have ruined ghost hunting shows for me.
I am trying to watch the new show on Netflix ‘28 Days Haunted’ and I am just bored to tears. Everything is too convenient, responses are too quick, everyone is too serious, and it’s just no where near as fun. I would’ve loved it before BFU but now…nah.
Give me a scaredy cat believer and lanky goofy skeptic anytime and everytime. Can’t wait for Ghost Files season 2!!!
EDIT:
Yeah I totally think this show is bull.
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agent13thepretender · 2 years ago
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I have never shipped Velma with anyone but that one Egyptian prince guy in that one What’s New Scooby Doo special. Haven’t shipped her with anyone since and I’m pretty it was only because I thought that prince was cute af 😂
This notion popped into my head while looking at the Velma tag idk 🤷🏻‍♀️
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agent13thepretender · 3 years ago
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Damn I didn’t expect I would burst into tears seeing 13 regenerate into 10. It’s like seeing an old friend that you’ve missed for years. Don’t mind me, I’m a sobbing mess I’m so happy to see him again 😭💙💙
Welcome back, David Tennant!!! We missed you so much 💖💖
And Donna. Donnaaaaaaa i am going to cry til I can’t cry no more when she comes on I swear 😭😭😭😭 💖💖💖💖
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agent13thepretender · 3 years ago
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agent13thepretender · 3 years ago
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The way she had always underestimated her worth in his life-
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Source: Sakura Hiden
Only if she could see through his eyes...
"The one who filled his lonely existence with the emotion called love was Sakura."
Source: Databook 2, Sasuke's profile.
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Source: Sakura Hiden
"Haruno Sakura, has always dedicated her love for me, trying to be spring sunshine to his freezing heart."
Source: Akatsuki Hiden
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