agentcanis

[agentcanis]

Fuck my stupid puppy life man. I just want to go for a hike but I’ll just miss Iceberg even more from the cold of the streams. God please give me strength.

[agentcanis]

be honest are those piercings infected

They definitely are, I can’t even lie on this one. The only one I even consistently even take off is my [REDACTED]. Haven’t replaced a single one since I got them and rust is starting to show. It’s either that or the cigarettes that are going to kill me. Or Lament.

[agentcanis]

if you are not gay

are you

bisexual?

I am not attracted to men in any way. I've only ever slept with women, and I plan to keep it that way. Despite how much I did it to just feel like I'm man enough. And how disgusted I felt with myself afterwards. I'm only shallowly attracted to women.

[agentcanis]

ONE LUNCH ITS BEEM A MONTH A MONTH OF YOU EATING MY LUNCH YOU DOG I SWEAR IM GONNA FIND YOU YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WITH WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IN THOSE LABS AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES KEEP IT UP AND I SWEAR THERE WILL BE CONTINENT BREACH NEXT TIME YOU OPEN THAT LUNCH BOX

Nothing that I can't handle. Also, I steal so many lunches that I don't even know who you are, anon.

[agentcanis]

OOC: oh yea i forgot to mention this but Canis has a weird rivalry with Lament. They both see eachother as the only ones that can match eachother in skill in the field. Most of the agents are scared of Canis because of his very off-putting behavior on missions and his tendency to never miss a shot, and Lament sees this as a threat to his own beloved status if Canis is as well known as him for being talented. I want to play around with this more in the future.

Here’s a bad old drawing of Canis from a few months ago when I wasn’t able to properly structure faces. If any of you wanted to envision what he looks like lol

[agentcanis]

you should let me gnaw on you!

-dr. nymus

The closest thing I’ve gotten to showering for the past 2 weeks is wade fishing in freshwater ponds. I’d probably give you a disease or two if you put your mouth on me. A girl did that to me once behind a bar when I was in college and I’m pretty sure she died. Hell, the only person who can stand it was Iceberg, since he was so used to getting bacteria in his system. God, I miss those cold chapped lips on my neck…

[agentcanis]

Not gay. Not gay. Still not gay. Never have been never will be.

[agentcanis]

STOP STEALING MY LUNCH AND DONT DENY IT I WAS YOU TAKING IT OUT OF THE FRIDGE FIND SOMEONE ELESE TO PARASITIZE ON I HATE THIS JOB AND THE FOUNDATION

I need it more than you do! All that you desk jockeys do is sit on your asses and go batshit over paperwork! You all would explode if you saw half the shit I see on a daily basis, in my dreams at night. Hell. All of you wastes of seats will go to fucking hell, I don't care if you go hungry for one lunch.

[agentcanis]

Not gay. Not gay. Still not gay. Never have been never will be.

[agentcanis]

[agentcanis]

Walk around out side and use your claws to kill any body you see

[agentcanis]

its international wolf day

reblog to give a wolf you know a nice comfy night of sleep

[agentcanis]

A "bear" is also a large hairy gay man

I’m not gay. I do fit the large and hairy part, but I’m not gay. I’ve said this so many times, why does nobody listen. What Iceberg and I had was completely platonic. Even if he makes me feel like I’m not worthless and that I’m actually wanted and I don’t have to prove anything to anyone. And I might miss the feeling of his small, cold body up against my own, but that’s a completely normal emotion to feel. And sure, he’s the only person I’ve ever felt really connected to, but we weren’t gay. You can ask him yourself. We’re not gay. I’m not gay.

[agentcanis]

What is a “bear”? Of course, I know what the animal is. I’m not stupid. But someone called me that at work today. Is there a second meaning that I don’t know?

[agentcanis]

There’s no such thing as evil. I’m just determined.

Dude your vibe is rancid

What is a “vibe”.

[agentcanis]

I am a man of many talents, not just limited to tracking anomalies and shooting them from extremely long distances. I’m also good at wallowing in my own fear and self-pity for weeks on end.

[agentcanis]

Dude your vibe is rancid

What is a “vibe”.