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\\ Right! I have officially given up having multiple blogs and am gonna move all my muses over to one multi-muse @storyofwhoiam (as well as adding a bunch of others) - I’ve still got a whole load of memes etc. queued up here that I really cannot be bothered stopping so feel free to keep sending stuff here and I’ll just move threads over slowly but surely (emphasis on slowly, probably)

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Sarah Shahi as Sameen Shaw in Person of Interest - S02E22 - Close Ups

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Sarah Shahi as Sameen Shaw in Person of Interest season 3 episode 2 “Nothing to Hide”

Gifs made by me. Please do not repost, remove credit, or add in gif hunts. Also, please don’t remove my text. Thanks!

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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS.

These can be quite fun when you don’t want a full fledged thread, but instead something shorter or different. Enjoy!

[TEXT] Are you drunk?

[TEXT] Are you free tonight?

[TEXT] Are you fucking kidding me?

[TEXT] Are you high?

[TEXT] Are you ignoring me?

[TEXT] Are you okay?

[TEXT] Are you up?

[TEXT] Can I ask you a question?

[TEXT] Can I borrow $20?

[TEXT] Can we talk about this later?

[TEXT] Can we talk?

[TEXT] Can you come pick me up?

[TEXT] Can you do me a favor?

[TEXT] Come over.

[TEXT] Delete my number.

[TEXT] Did you make it home safely?

[TEXT] Did you sleep together?

[TEXT] Do you ever wonder what it’d be like if we were still together?

[TEXT] Good morning, sunshine!

[TEXT] Goodnight.

[TEXT] Hey! Long time no talk.

[TEXT] I can tell that you’re lying, even over text.

[TEXT] I just woke up.

[TEXT] I know everything.

[TEXT] I know it’s late, but come over.

[TEXT] I love you.

[TEXT] I mean, if we’re both single…

[TEXT] I miss you.

[TEXT] I wish you were here.

[TEXT] I’m busy. Bye.

[TEXT] I’m so bored.

[TEXT] Leave me alone.

[TEXT] Let’s talk about this when we’re both sober. Goodnight.

[TEXT] Pick you up at 7?

[TEXT] Send a picture.

[TEXT] Shut the fuck up.

[TEXT] Sorry, that was not meant for you!

[TEXT] Sorry, whose number is this?

[TEXT] Stay away from me.

[TEXT] Stop blowing up my phone!

[TEXT] Text me when you get home.

[TEXT] Wake up!

[TEXT] Want to get a drink sometime?

[TEXT] Want to hook up?

[TEXT] What do you want?

[TEXT] Where are you? You said you’d be here 30 minutes ago.

[TEXT] Who gave you my number?

[TEXT] Why are you still awake?

[TEXT] Will you stop calling me?

[TEXT] Without me? ;)

[TEXT] You can’t hide from me!

[TEXT] You take a long time to reply.

[TEXT] You’re cute.

[TEXT] You’re gorgeous.

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a   touch   starved   meme!   inspired   by   [ x ] send reverse for my muse to do the action to your muse

[ cheek ]:   for your muse to touch my muses cheek

[ shove ]:   for your muse to shove my muse

[ shoulder ]:   for your muse to place their hand on my muses shoulder

[ whisper ]:   for your muse to whisper something into my muses ear

[ hip ]:   for your muse to pull my muse closer by their hip

[ arms ]:   for your muse to run their hand(s) down my muses arm(s)

[ write ]:   for your muse to write something on my muses skin

[ nose ]:   for your muse to nuzzle their nose against my muses

[ breath ]:   for your muses breath to ghost across my muses skin

[ wrist ]:   for your muse to grab my muses wrist

[ spine ]:   for your muse to glide their fingers down my muses spine

[ hand ]:   for your muse to hold my muses hand

[ support ]:   for your muse to lean against my muse for support

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kissy sentence starters.

“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” ��� kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”

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nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

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𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 / 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    change any gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“   you  don’t  have  to  hide  your  tears  from  me .   ” “   you’re  doing  great ,   okay ??   i mean it .   ” “   you  are  so  strong .   ” “   please  don’t  ever  give  up .   ” “   i  will  always  believe  in  you .   ” “   why  do  you  always  think  you  have  to  do  everything  on  your  own ??   ” “   it’s  okay ,   i’m  here .   i’ll  always  be  here .   ” “   you’ve  always  been  strong  for  me .   let  me  return  the  favor .   ” “   just  listen  to  my  heartbeat ,   okay ??   ” “   come  on ,   take  a  deep  breath .   it’s  gonna  be  alright .   ” “   please ,   just  hold  me .   ” “   you  always  meant  the  world  to  me .   i’m  sorry  i  let  you  forget  that .   ” “   i  never  stopped  loving  you .   ” “   you’ll  feel  better  if  you  talk  about  it .   i’m  here  to  listen .   ” “   you’re  so  much  more  than  the  mistakes  you’ve  made .  ” “   i  forgive  you .   ” “   you  are  so  fucking  powerful .   ” “   i’m  not  leaving  you  here .   ” “   i  trust  you  more  than  anyone  else  in  this  universe .   ” “   it’s  okay  to  be  confused .   nobody  has  all  the  answers .   ” “   i’m  so ,   so  sorry .   you  didn’t  deserve  that .   ” “   healing  is  not  linear ,   but  it’s  always  moving  forward .   ” “   you  can  admit  that  you’re  hurting .   it’s  okay  to  not  be  okay .   ” “   hold  my  hand ??   ” “   you  are  my  home .   ” “   no  matter  what  anyone  else  says ,   you  are  so  important  to  me .   ” “   don’t  worry .   i’ll  protect  you .   ” “   shh ,   it  was  just  a  nightmare .   you’re  safe .   ” “   don’t  talk  about  yourself  like  that .   ” “   just  say  the  word .   you  know  i’d  do  anything  for  you .   ” “   you  are  loved .   ” “   i  just  need  a  hug .   ” “   i’ll  destroy  anything  that  so  much  as  thinks  of  harming  you .   ” “   don’t  ever  let  anyone  make  you  feel  ashamed  of  who  you  are .   ” “   you’re  not  alone .   you’re  stuck  with  me  forever .   sorry .   ” “   well ,   hello  sleeping  beauty .   you  fell  asleep  on  me .   ” “   if  you  don’t  take  your  butt  back  to  bed ,   i  will  carry  you  there  myself .   ” “   i’m  sorry  to  wake  you  up ,   but  i  really  need  someone  to  talk  to .   ” “   i  hate  seeing  you  like  this   …   please ,  let  me  help .   ” “   you  are   &   always  will  be  precious  to  me .   ” “   i  can’t  believe  that  asshole  said  that  to  you .   it’s  not  true ,   you  know .    ” “   you  want  me  to  punch  him  in  the  face  ??   ” “   you  deserve  every  good  thing  in  the  world .   ” “   you  know  i  always  have  your  back .   ” “   you  don’t  have  to  worry  about  anything ,   as  long  as  i’m  around .   ” “   stop  apologizing ,   okay ??   i’ve  already  told  you  i’ve  forgiven  you  a  hundred  times now .   ” “   don’t  beat  yourself  up  over  this .   be  kind  to  yourself ,   it’s  not  your  fault .   ”

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send “…didn’t know where else to go…”

for your muse to show up at my muses doorstep one night during a thunderstorm, shivering, bleeding & soaking wet.

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Wounded Sentence Starters

“It’s just a scratch. You worry too much.”

“Ah… ! Don’t press there!”

“Just put a bandage on it and I’ll be fine.”

“That looks bad. Really bad.”

“Try not to look at it.”

“That hurts!”

“You’re going to need bedrest for at least a few days.”

“I’m going to be stuck in bed for how long?”

“That’s nothing, you big baby.”

“Here, let me help. I’m good at this sort of thing.”

“I can’t feel it. That’s bad, right?”

“Can you move?”

“How can something so small hurt so much?”

“It looks a lot worse than it is.”

“You’re a terrible patient.”

“Will you hold still? I can’t do anything if you keep squirming.”

“Wow, I’ve never seen skin turn that color before.”

“It’s just another a war trophy.”

“Shut up and let me help you.”

“I don’t care how tough you are. You can’t ignore that.”

“I’m sorry. This sort of thing makes me nauseous.”

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SARAH SHAHI as Sameen Shaw in Person of Interest 5x13 “Return 0” 

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“She’s gorgeous,                         she’s smart,                                   smells nice.”

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Internal Injury Starters

“I really don’t think your skin is meant to turn that shade of blue…”

“You’re running a fever, we need to get you help.”

“That’s not a bump… that’s a broken bone.”

“Something bit me and… this isn’t good.”

“What did you eat? When? We need to know to make this better!”

“Just because you aren’t bleeding, doesn’t mean you aren’t hurt!”

“I hate to admit it, but I don’t think I can walk.”

“I can’t feel part of my arm… it’s numb.”

“There isn’t blood, I’m fine.”

“Breathing hurts… it really hurts…”

“Well that’s definitely dislocated.”

“Can you just pop it back in? Yes I’ll be in pain but that just means it worked.”

“Lay down. I’m serious, you can’t stand and it’s not from drinking.”

“Make the room stop spinning and my head stop being in pain.”

“I don’t think I should have eaten that…”

“That is definitely swollen.”

“No, I will get you some ice for that. You say sat down.”

“That’s a limp, and the line I draw. I’m carrying you.”

“You don’t have to… I can… fine, I’m not gonna win this argument.”

“My leg won’t move properly, I only feel prickling numbness.”

“This tightness in my chest won’t go away.”

“Something feels out of place. I can’t tell where.”

“Just because it’s okay on the outside, does not mean it’s okay on the inside!”

“That is not a normal skin colour. What happened?”

“I swear this is why I started carrying oddly specific medicines on me…”

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strxngerthanyouthink​:

Kara whined loudly and petulantly when Kat pulled away, reaching out for the other woman, but still too exhausted from her orgasm to do anything more than reach. “Please, please, please.” She didn’t really know what she was begging for, maybe for Kat to come back and touch her, but she hadn’t thought about the words before they poured out.

“Mistress, please. I’m sorry,” she apologized, still panting and wriggling as she came down from her orgasm. She was pretty sure there were more words stuck inside of her brain, but she couldn’t quite get to them in that moment.

Kat gave Kara an unimpressed look as she wriggled and whined. She deliberately kept herself just out of the reach of the slow, exhausted fingers that sought her out, not planning on giving in to Kara’s pleas that easily.

“No.” She scolded. “Disobedient little puppies do not get what they want by whining for it.” Kat’s arms folded across her abdomen. “Use your words. Ask for what you want, properly.” She instructed, despite having no intention whatsoever of granting Kara whatever she did ask for.

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4a (Kara!)

SMUT STARTERS | F/F @strxngerthanyouthink

"You feel how wet you are right now, sweetheart?” Kat’s lips were against Kara’s ear as she spoke, one hand fisted into her hair, in order to hold her in place. Kara, unlike Kat, was stripped naked and pressed face-first against the wall of the agent’s apartment. Kat’s other hand was between her legs, feeling for herself just how wet she was.

“I was so,” she kept to light, teasing touches, “so much wetter when I read what you wrote me.” There was a clear moan in her voice and her fingers shifted further between Kara’s legs to press against her clit. “I read it over, and over, and over.” With each repetition, fingertips circled Kara’s clit.

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9a (Alex!)

SMUT STARTERS @strxngerthanyouthink

Kat allowed her head to fall back as Alex thrust up into her. Bracing herself with her hands pressed to the mattress behind her, however, meant that she couldn’t touch them.

“Stop.” Her voice didn’t waver despite its breathless tone from how close she was. Leaning forward, Kat pressed a hand to their chest. She kept herself straddling Alex’s lap as she encouraged them to settle back against the sheets. Bending down, she met their lips in a kiss. “You feel so fucking good inside of me.” She whispered as she pulled herself upright again, hips grinding down in small, slow movements.

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strxngerthanyouthink​:

[Text : Kitty Kat] thank you, Baby

[Text : Kitty Kat] I love you

[Text : Kitty Kat] well, if I know what you’re like when you’re drunk (which I do) then I’m pretty sure it’s dirty

[Text : Kitty Kat] you’re free to prove me wrong though

[Text : Kitty Kat] is that “not” dirty too

[Text: Koda] anything for you

[Text: Koda] i love you too. so much

[Text: Koda] you do know me. i love that too

[Text: Koda] but that one wasn’t!

[Text: Koda] promise

[Text: Koda] go google it or something