agenteightreal

[agenteightreal]

Is anybody else noticing the graffiti on gGrizzco buildings? Like, the new graffiti. I hate Grizzco as much as anybody but uh... this is hate speech.

[agenteightreal]

same deal here.

Every part of my life just makes me feel like

(Joking obviously, I am miserable but I'm not going to kill myself)

[agenteightreal]

sometimes I wonder if my family remembers me. If anybody misses me. Deserting the Octarian army was the best decision I've ever made, but I still have doubts sometimes.

[agenteightreal]

do any of you ever open a locker, fight somebody in your mind, get a toothpick, and then lose your mind over it? ...no? Just me?

[agenteightreal]

is there anything more electrifyingly stressful then when you're at the Clamptheater and a kid comes up from behind and unironicly asks "You got games on yo phone?"

[agenteightreal]

Hey, been a while since I posted, I did get ambushed by a few snipers who were still down in the metro. So... I'm currently posting from the E.R. since the ink pierced my skin.

[agenteightreal]

Camping out in the metro. I've brought a few headsets down to help anyone who's sanitized. I'm hoping I don't get ambushed...

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my bad. In hindsight, I probably should have double-checked to see if I was right. Shuck grizzco.

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I am going to splat myself.

[agenteightreal]

...I found a room. Every bit of data Tartar's ever collected on inkfish is stored here. I was right, it wants to kill salmonids too. But what's more worrying... is that it's developing a new blend of sanitizer that I think can move...

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...it's more welcoming down here than I remembered. The blue glow that the sanitizer gives off is almost comforting... what am I saying? I haven't seen a single other inkfish down here, I know I'm not sanitized. At least C.Q. shouldn't be much of an issue this time.

But I'm starting to not want to go back above ground. I'm a bit afraid of that.

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I've never felt more afraid. Going BACK into the metro is by far the dumbest decision I've ever made. None of the other agents are going down with me. I might not make it out, but I've scrapped this phone once, and I'll do it again.

If any of you see a sanitized octoling with a set of dualies, put me out of my misery. Thanks.

[agenteightreal]

is anybody else concerned that sightings of the phone have gone up? If you see it please tell somebody, it's incredibly dangerous.

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he gonna esplode.

will sheldon ever Esplode

Like to make Sheldon esplode. Reblog to make Sheldon esplode.

[agenteightreal]

Yes, the octoling swinging on the stage from her tentacles was me. Yes, I was allowed to do it. Yes, I was also singing along. I'm gonna be heading into the memverse for tune-ups tomorrow, so it's nice to get to have some fun before that.

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Ebb and flow (Octo) is one of the most popular Off the Hook songs. But whenever I close my eyes, I still remember that it was... my song.

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Even though I know OtH personally, there's something so awesome about seeing them preform!

I've also been asked to apologize on Pearl's behalf to anybody who heard her say "Shuck" at the top of her lungs when this happened.

I love splatsville's splatfests too, but come on, these two are the reason I stay in Inkopolis.