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A loud and probably forced deep breath left James lips as he narrowed his eyes, looking closely at the papers in his hands as he tried to focus. Lucy had been acting like a brat that was forced to do her homework practically for the whole night now, which after a few hours would get James distracted and therefore frustrated. Her tone of voice though, made him calmly rub his forehead as he kept his eyes closed, to work with someone that you really don’t like is already a task that won’t be taken by many, leave alone when that person knows exactly how to get on your nerves. “In case you’ve been sleeping, I am working on it too.” He waved the papers in the air probably too hard, his green tired eyes on her like two darts set on the target. “So stop complaining or --” He bit his lower lip, as if stopping himself from continuing. Deep down, James knew just how tired both of them were, and how that would lead them into saying something they shouldn’t sooner or later. “Finish that and go home.”

Groaning, Lucy stretched her tired legs before resting her cheek against the desk dejectedly. She and James had been tasked to stay even later than their shift required them due to having to do some paperwork which, apparently, they should have done days ago. Lucy was tired, cranky with her vision getting blurry from exhaustion and she didn’t want to be stuck here any more than he did, yet here she was, with two cups of coffee and a chocolate bar already finished. “You know, partner-” Lucy hissed as she sat up straighter and looked him straight in the eye. “You may hate my guts but you’re still supposed to help me with these,” she angrily said, gesturing towards the piles of papers on her desk which they still had to file, as well as make a report out of. Paperwork would have to be the worst part of this job, Lucy thought to herself before realizing that having James, her ex who she cheated on back in high school, as a partner probably took that title away from the paperwork. “So help.”

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It took James a while to digest her words, how could she be so naive. Surely he had been there through the whole healing process and understanding of her accident’s consequences, but it seemed to him that it had affected her not only emotionally but her personality as well. “And because you are 26 and a grown woman as you so call yourself, you think you know everything.” The fake exaggerated tone of his voice made it clear he was simply fascinated with the way she sounded so self-assured. “You don’t get to choose your friends when there’s two years missing in that mind and you don’t even have the slightest idea of who Mikkel is before he came to you making some shit up.” James was perfectly aware of how harsh he was being, but at this point when she clearly wanted him to believe she had perfect control over her life, he didn’t care how far he would have to go to help his sister.

The Company You Keep. | Charlie & James.

Charlie kept silent, waiting patiently for her brother’s next words. She knew she had to be careful with her speech now, otherwise they’d end up in a huge fight and Charlie wasn’t in the mood for that – she hated fighting with her brother, especially about such stupid things, even more when she knew her niece was sleeping just a few feet away. Still, when he brought up her friends, she couldn’t help but scoff, turning her face away. “I’m a 26 year old woman, I hardly think anyone will be a bad influence on me at this point.” She pointed out, making sure it was perfectly clear to him that she was no longer a kid and there was no reason for him to treat her like one. With a deep breath, she tried to choose her next words very carefully. “I love you, James. I really do. And you know I trust you more than anyone else in the world. But I choose my own friends, not you… I don’t care if you think they’re a bad influence or not, I’m old enough to make my own choices. And I know you worry, but I can take care of myself. They’re good to me, we have fun together. I’m sure you’d like them if you got to know them…”

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i would absolutely love to stay around and do some stuff but i’m dying already and my brain is just so tired that coffee won’t do anything about it.. i’ll be around tomorrow though, so if you want to IM me for some plots and connections that will honestly make my day. again, i’m sorry for the shitty RP partner that i am, i’m just exhausted to the core.

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♡ - OTP for your muse?

We are yet to develop it, and it’s a pretty weird OTP, but I would say I can only see James with Lucy? I haven’t been around that much to develop any connections with anyone else, and God knows how bad I feel about it.. but if I ship James and Lucy that is honestly Emmy’s fault for all those daily headcanons on kik *winks*

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❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞

“How is that even related to what I’ve been asking you for two hours now..”

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❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞

“ .. What happened? I know that feeling, that’s when you’ve hit rock bottom already.”

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[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

[text] I just got you home 5 minutes ago, where did you get that pizza from man? Go get some sleep.

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❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′5 for godness sake! ❞

“ -- Exactly, a midget.” Honestly James was only doing it for the sake of seeing her getting pissed. Why? Because it was really cute.

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[text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE -- lmao i couldn't resist

[text] ... Okay? Who’s this?

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18. The last time you felt broken? / 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? / 47. Who was the last person to call you?

18. The last time you felt broken?

“Who knows me will know about this. There were two moments that brought me down like that. My sister’s accident and my wife’s death.”

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

“I do and I sure don’t want to talk about it.”

47. Who was the last person to call you?

“My mom, she wanted to know how’s everything around here.”

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shit my friends insist i said more than once sentence starters;

❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture that i look like satan?❞ 

❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks can reach very high don’t try me. ❞

❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞

❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞

❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞

❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞

❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞

❝ the best thing that happens when couples combine their names on facebook is that you can block them both in one press. ❞

❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞

❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞

❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞

❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.

❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞

❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞

❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞

❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞

❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞

❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞

❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞

❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞

❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞

❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞

❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞

❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞

❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞

❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞

❝ when will the aliens save me from this awful planet? ❞

❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞

❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞

❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞

❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞

❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞

❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞

❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞

❝ do you think i’ll be a good wife? ❞

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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Munday Meme Extraordinaire Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc 

☕  - Do you prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps neither, or both? 

☠ - Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? 

☺ - Post a picture of yourself or describe what you look like! 

⚽ - Are you active? 

⛄ - Do you have a favourite holiday? 

♫ - Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music, if no, why not? 

☤ - Have you ever had to go to the emergency room? Why? 

♪ - Do you play any instruments? 

⚖ - Opinions on the fandom your muse blong to? 

♿ - Is there anything about your body you’d like to change if given the chance? 

✂ - Do you hate people easily? 

✼ - Do you think the character/characters you role play as reflect who you are? 

⚄ - Do you play videogames? Have a favourite? 

✵ - Are there any other fandoms you’d like to approach? 

⚜ - If you role play more then one muse, do you have a favourite? 

⛔ - In real life, are you friendly? 

⨁ - Do you hold grudges, or easily let things go? 

♥ - Besides fictional characters, is there someone you love? 

♾ - Which timezone are you in? 

W - What do you do for a living?

♡ - OTP for your muse? 

⚔ - NOTP with your muse? 

☰ - Fun random fact about the mun! 

☘ - Wildcard! Ask the mun anything you’re interested in finding out. 

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“You know he can press charges against you, right, doll?”

“I kneed him in his fun place, that’s what happened.”

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“And I really think you want to explain it to me before you have to explain it to the police.”

“I really don’t think you want to know.”

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“I’ve realized that before but this, Ava? How am I supposed to explain this to the police?”

“This is me we’re talking about. I can cause myself shit within five minutes of being left to my own devices. I get a kick out of pissing people off, apparently.”