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priest develops a stage persona of confidence for when he does mass. an altar ego, if you will,
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Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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I have only two emotions, careful fear and dead devotion.
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we all have that one friend who came back wrong
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