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“What, y’ don’t want festive spiders? Think of all the Christmas songs we could rewrite!”

“Oh, God. I hope not. Don’t give the sticker people ideas.”

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She was a Stark? Well, he certinly hadn’t seen that coming. A her question, Ian quickly shook his head and gave her a grin to prove that wasn’t the case. “No no, love. Nothin’ like that. Just didn’t know he had a kid y’ age. Well that, and y’ walkin’ around New York by y’self at night.”

She continued down the alley, looking for the cat. When he stopped, she turned back to look at him, her brow slightly furrowed. She couldn’t help but smile slightly when he asked. She knew it was coming, it always did, but asking if she was a Game of Thrones Stark was a bit of a new one for her. “Stark as in Stark Industries.” she told him with a shrug, “Why? …Is that bad?”

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“Natasha is pretty badass, but I don’t think I’d exactly approve of them trainin’ another lil’ girl t’ be just like her.” He kept a smile on his face despite his words, picking up on the fact that her own seemed to slip away for just a moment. “And not from ‘here’? Is that here as in New York or here as in Earth or...?”

“Yeah.” She nodded, her smile seemed to falter for a moment but she kept her cheerful expression going. “No, but that’d be kinda cool, I love Natasha.” The girl chuckled, “I’m there ‘cause…uh, well it’s a long story but basically I’m not really from…here.”

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“Aw, what? How’s that fair? She goes and almost commits a murder and then gets a TV show? Now where is the justice in that? S’like all that hype with Hannibal! I guess the moral of the story is if y’ want a TV show, kill someone.”

“I do get variations on that, yeah. She was actually willing to confess as soon as she called her agent. They’re actually giving her her own show based on what happened- Detained Diva: The Kiri Redemption. It airs this fall, supposedly.”

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Ian laughed and leaned back against the couch, gaze turning back to the movie. “Well my talkin’ just makes it better! Besides. Half the time my jokes are better than the ones most movies make now days anyway. With the exception of Sharknado, of course.”

She wiped her forehead and gave Ian a playful glare. “No smearin’ butter on ‘m face. It’s hard enough keepin’ this complexion as beautiful as it is.” Kazia raised an eye brow at his pout before laughing. “It would be, s’true. Bu’ its hard ta hear th’ movie when you’re to busy talkin’”

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“Stark’s probably gonna be more than a lil’ peeved at our buddin’ friendship, but I agree wholeheartedly! Well on it’s way t’ becomin’ a truly amazin’ partnership.”

“T’ make it even better we should put the Iron Throne on it so when he looks out his window, it’s one of the first things he has t’ see.”

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“It was a work of art. The first and third one paled in comparison. Let’s be real.”

“You have a point there. It was pretty good.”

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“Hey, mate? Quick question. If y’ had t’ pick one Pokemon t’ be y’ companion, who would it be? It’s for science, I swear.”

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Ian didn’t have to be told twice as he jogged to catch up and walk beside her. He stuffed his hands into the pockets of his hoodie as they walked and gave her a grin. “So do y’ make a habit of askin’ people y’ just met for coffee or am I just a lucky exception?”

“And a good place to not get a cigarette,” she replied, her grin matching his. “Come on, before someone decides they really need us to do something.” Bobbi grabbed her purse and gestured for him to follow after her. It would be nice to grab coffee with someone for a change.

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Ian flicked a piece of popcorn at her forehead. “Y’ take that back this instant. It is a masterpiece.” He took another few pieces and popped them into his mouth before giving her a mock pout. “Aww, c’mon. Y’ know movie night would be borin’ without my A+ commentary.”

“All ‘m sayin’ is that this movie is an aweful move ta have on a movie night. Not that you’re bad ta have during a movie night.” Kazia moved her head out of Ians reach and laughed. “You aint that joyful though.”

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“Would seem so. Any kid willin’ t’ sabotage an Aussie reality TV show has t’ be either off their rocker or a lil’ t’ obsessed with winnin’. So when y’ caught her did she say she ‘woulda gotten away with it t’ if it weren’t for y’ meddlin’ kids’?”

“I really can’t. Yeah, George was fine, but she had to withdraw from the competition. Her cousin and I ended up winning the competition for our team. The one who sabotaged the rope bridge was another one of the contestants, Kiri. Boy was she a piece of work.”

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“Ah c’mon now, Minn. Y’ know good and well y’ ‘condone’ their shenanigans when it means messin’ with backwoods agents with sticks shoved so far up their asses they sneeze tree bark.” A grin broke out across his face before Ian let out a laugh and he nodded his head. “But y’ got it. If they end up goin’ SPN on him, I’ll make sure Stark’s AI makes y’ a copy of the tape.”

“Now I don’t normally condone the actions taken by the blloggers, but for that… I would happily turn the other cheek.” she grinned at Ian. “If something were to happen… I’d appreciate it if you’d call me.” she winked at him. “I want video evidence of him freaking out.” 

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“...Do y’ think they have spider Santa’s?”

“Oh yes… Halloween ones, I had completely forgotten about those. And there are lots of Santa ones because Santa is better than spiders.”

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At the offer Ian’s face lit up and he nodded. “I would absolutely love t’ join y’. Nothin’ like a good caffeine pick-me-up. And with such lovely company?” Ian flashed her a charming grin. “How ever did I get so lucky? I picked a good meetin’ t’ skip.”

“Speaking of Starbuck’s I could really go for a coffee right about now… Care to join me?” Bobbi liked this guy. He was funny and refreshing. Plus he didn’t try to figure out every minute detail about her which was a plus.

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Ian seemed to consider that for a moment before he shook his head. “Nah. This is Stark we’re talkin’ about. He’d for sure go for the ‘classic nerd’ look if for no other reason than irony. But yeah. He’d still totally let them blow any and every thing up.” He’d gotten completely off track here and if the Irishman was being honest, he’d forgotten what they had been talking about originally.

“Run ins with the bloggers? I guess y’ could say that, yeah. One of ‘em happens t’ be my best friend. Though, like I said, the blogger floor is still kinda terrifyin’ as hell... Actually no. Hell ain’t got nothin’ on that floor.”

“Sweater Vests?” she asked with a laugh, “Not one of those ‘cool’ teachers that comes in wearing a shirt and jeans then lets you blow something up?” Though she liked the idea of the sweater vest and bow tie a lot better, it was definitely a new way of looking at Tony.

Natasha hadn’t had much intereaction with the blogger’s so far but she had a feeling it would definitely be interesting. If they made an Agent shudder they had to be good. “You sound like you’ve had a few run ins with them.” She said with a smile.

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That made him pause and he blinked a few times before tilting his head to the side in question. “Y’re with SHIELD? The hell do they want with a tiny lil’ thing like y’? Please tell me they’re not trainin’ y’ t’ be the next Widow...”

“Are you serious or are you just kidding?” She laughed, before her expression lit up again. “I’m with SHIELD!” She said excitedly. “I mean..I’m staying with them. I’m not an agent or anything.”

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“T’ make it even better we should put the Iron Throne on it so when he looks out his window, it’s one of the first things he has t’ see.”

“Yes, exactly. Or right in front of it so every time Tony wakes up he has to look at it and groan.”