agentpheoness

[agentpheoness]

*comes back from the dead to sob at this*

Reginald walks Phoenix down the aisle

and he’s super composed and normal about it the whole time

[agentpheoness]

Heard it was someone’s birthday!!!

I hope he gets ran over /a

[agentpheoness]

I have two! If you can do whichever one you like!

(Ignore the Reggie design lol)

hallo ieytd fandom!!

Does anyone have any agent phoenix (or any ieytd designs/ocs!) that they wouldn't mind letting me draw?

Im trying to get back into drawing everyday, but I've found myself in a rut of drawing sameface and would love some characters to practice with. and since ieytd has consumed my soul, what better fandom to experiment with? :3

(also everyone here is so nice. like genuinely one of the nicest fandoms ive ever come across. you are all so lovely and i hope you dont mind i am also here)

[agentpheoness]

YOU CAN VISIT HIM ANY TIME YOU WANT❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

this may possibly be the cutest thing ive ever seen please tell me theres a lil handler up for adoption

the Handler was actually the very first lil guy to get snatched but i’m sure that @agentpheoness would be happy to let you say hello!

[agentpheoness]

What do you think, tiny man?

Fineeeeeeeee. But don’t expect me to clean up you guys messes.

Can I have lil' John Juniper?

you’re going to have to share custody with @warden-draws-sometimes since he asked for JJ at the same time as you but tbh that’s probably a good thing since lil JJ needs constant attention or else he will start destroying the furniture

[agentpheoness]

WAIT I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH HIM ON SUNDAYS! HE HAS ENOUGH ATTENTION /j

Can I have lil' John Juniper?

you’re going to have to share custody with @warden-draws-sometimes since he asked for JJ at the same time as you but tbh that’s probably a good thing since lil JJ needs constant attention or else he will start destroying the furniture

[agentpheoness]

Heyyyyy

I’m tempted to make a group with just lil guys adoption center. Just a lil place to post about the tiny creatures the Ieytd community has adopted. I think they’re rly cute🥰🥰🥰 (And also to keep track of who’s adopted and who’s not)

Of course, I’m gonna need @stellar-collective s persmission cause she created these adorable lil designs

[agentpheoness]

Adoption Center

lil Pheonix: Pheonix anon

Lil Reginald: @agentpheoness

Lil Ollie: @pandagobrr

Lil Fabricator: @phoenix-and-found-family

Lil Hivemind: @theirishpotato

Lil Roxanna: @wyvchard

Lil Robutler: @ghostlystarwanderer

Yet to be adopted:

Lil Juniper

Lil Zor

And uhh any other Ieytd character that I can’t think of rn

Since people are yoinking your silly little guys again *very bad trumpet noises* I claim Fabricator thank you

@phoenix-and-found-family (all of this is silly by the way)

ooh, i’ve never drawn Fabby in the little guy style! careful, she might stab you with that needle…

[agentpheoness]

Admitting Time

I was terrified of ieytd when I was first introduced to it. The logo looked creepy to me and the title of the game made me think it was some horror game (I didn’t buy it or watch the trailer at the time) and I just…appeared in an office. The first thing I did was light a cigarette:)

Also, I almost never play ieytd 1 because of frickin CHARLIE CALIENTE! He scares me so bad!!! I’m just minding my business, when this guy just pops out of an elevator and points a flamethrower at me!!!!!!

Me: WHAT WAS THAT My cousin: What was what? Me: A guy with no face just flamethrowered MY face off!!!! My cousin: Did you lock the elevator doors Me: After this I’m locking ALL the elevator doors!

(This was what happened according to my cousin)

[agentpheoness]

“Wha-…sure..Pheonix has done worse things with a microwave.”

Pheonix giggles “It’s true, we had half of the agency building into ashes for weeks!”

(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))

[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]

"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."

"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."

”W…..which one..?”

The agent states, a little confused

[agentpheoness]

“I-I’m not even gonna ask how.” She says, finishing the drink

”I’ve seen too much weird stuff in my time as an agent.”

(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))

[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]

"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."

"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."

”W…..which one..?”

The agent states, a little confused

[agentpheoness]

“Been there done that.” He chuckled

“What are YOU doing HERE, hm? There’s gotta be a reason.”

Pheoness keeps drinking for the champagne bottle

(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))

[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]

"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."

"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."

”W…..which one..?”

The agent states, a little confused

[agentpheoness]

”Yep. You’re a new one. Haven’t seen you before.”

She leans on the desk, popping a drink of champagne straight from the bottle before tossing it to Pheonix who caught it and took a sip

“We’ve met a lot of other Phoenix’s.” Pheonix states

(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))

[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]

"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."

"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."

”W…..which one..?”

The agent states, a little confused

[agentpheoness]

”PHEONIX! PHEONESS! YOUR NEEDED IN TJE INTERROGATION ROOM!”

Two figures walk into the room.

“Oh, another one of these guys.”

Pheoness sighs, exhausted.

“What did you do this time?”

(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))

[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]

"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."

"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."

”W…..which one..?”

The agent states, a little confused

[agentpheoness]

(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))

[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]

"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."

"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."

”W…..which one..?”

The agent states, a little confused

[agentpheoness]

Actually,

Kind of both....

Sooooooo the first time I was introduced to ieytd I was just this sassy lil freak.

I would act if I was actually in the game, but I based Pheoness off of my personality when I played the actual games

So I play a character I made by playing as myself basically:)

I'm curious about something.

[agentpheoness]

Iykyk