#reginald crane

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

*if Phoenix and Juniper had more time to beef with each other at the peace summit*

John Juniper: just die you worthless piece of shit!

Agent Phoenix: at least I'm good at my job, you careless hack!

John Juniper: HOW DARE YOU?! I AM JOHN JUNIPER, THE WORLDS GREATEST ACTOR!

Agent Phoenix: YET YOU FLOPPED AT BEING MY HANDLER! I KNEW IT WASN'T YOU SO FUCKING FAST!

John Juniper: YOU MOTHER-

Zor: OH MY GOD JUST KISS OR KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY! I'M GETTING BORED!

Handler: KISS KISS KISS!

[phoenix-and-found-family]

Reginald: *walking into a room holding Phoenix under his arm like a dog*

Prism: What the...

Phoenix: *waves*

[icecreampizzer]

babygirl who is also a 50 year-old man

[purplebehittindifferent]

Cmon Zor pull up I’ll beat you to kingdom come

(Dr.prism is my mom I said so)

[solobodor]

most of these are from a LITTLE while ago , i kept thinking i'll post them later but i never did .. the orange ones are from today i had prism on my brain .. can you tell ?

wanted to express the frustration of prism arc through pre-ieytd3 and the game itself

hopeful ending <3

i want her so be with her robots so badly yall ..

also phoenix gets to kiss her too

zoraxis meeting what will they do lol

back to my junix bullshit ..

@icecreampizzer's phoenix with mine <33 ehehe

sdiofhisdfhdios they do be irritating and then fabby will push him over the stairs

also bonus, im updating my fabby to URPLE ..

[dandorime]

Handler: Agent, what do you think happens when we die?

Phoenix: We go to this little room with a coroner's report about how we died, and then we either quit to the stage select hub, or we try the mission again.

Handler: ...what?

Phoenix: I mean, that's what always happens when I die, anyway. What happens when you die?

Handler: *flustered* I haven't died yet!

Phoenix: *impressed* Not even once? Damn, you must have been a hell of a field agent.

[stellar-collective]

my take on the Agent themselves because these games have given me brainrot

headcanons below the cut!

-perpetually has their legs kicked up on any and every surface. in the office, on their missions, in the van; as long as they’re not actively problem solving, their shoes are on the table. 

-terribly invested in the Handler. literally drove into a flamethrower to get him the perfect hot dog. 

-doesn’t set things on fire half as much as one would expect. mostly just lights cigars, honestly. prefers chucking stuff

-along with their TK implant, they volunteered for an experimental treatment that was supposed to make agents immune to ingestible poison. it was only partially effective but it worked enough that they can down entire bottles of champagne, eat moldly sandwiches, chew pre-chewed gum, etc. without batting an eye

-MAJOR sweet tooth.

-fairly talkative outside of missions, but goes completely dead silent the moment that they’re in the field. can’t be baited into betraying information if you don’t talk!

-cheeky as anything. favorite pastime is to deal with deadly situations as nonchalantly as possible, like drinking tea while getting shot at by a tank, stealing Juniper’s masks while he’s trying to shoot them, and saluting while blowing up space stations.

-doesn’t hold grudges. like, at all

-when you die enough times, you sort of start to rank the methods. their favorite way to go out is fire/explosions and their least favorite way is suffocation. falling from space was far scarier to them than falling down a burning elevator shaft. the heat is familiar to the point it’s almost comforting.

-they’re beauty, they’re grace, they’re super mega ace

-a bit of a hoarder. trinkets and souvenirs are very valuable to them. keeps everything that the Handler has ever sent them and steals a lot of things from their missions

-adrenaline junkie! this job is perfect for them

[salezmanradioz]

Various doodles from the past week featuring Agent Phoenix, Agent Sunflower and Juniper alongside @/cowboypigsy's Handler :3 💚

[neurotonic]

i heard it was women's day today. or a few hours ago idk

[woman's touch] ["mid" wife] [women's business]

[coralkrill]

Hi, could you draw The Handler[Reginald Crane] from I expect you to die please?

My favorite narrator... /silly

[operationjetset]

nonsense comic. phoenix probably doesn’t handle caffeine too well, but at least handler’s attempt at a warning message is getting across

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Reginald: no going on side missions. You only do the main mission. Do you understand?

Agent Phoenix: of course. Get in, hack the computer, get out.

Reginald: great!

*3 hours later*

Agent Phoenix: *stuck behind the drywall in Zor's meeting room* hey, I'm supposed to be stopping your evil plan and everything but are you aware that mice are chewing away at your drywall and it's becoming dislodged? I think I can fix it.

Zor: *who was just going over their evil Scheme with the other villains* ... Phoenix so help me I will have Hivemind send bees in after you.

Agent Phoenix: I'M OFFERING TO HELP YOU! IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE! DO YOU NOT SEE HOW CROOKED IT IS?! WHO EVEN INSTALLED THIS?!

Reginald: *defeated sigh*

[ghostplasmas]

Character sheet for all my designs!

[icecreampizzer]

Well, I got into I Expect You To Die (I'm blaming @solobodor for this!!!!!!!! /lh) and I also got inspired to make my own designs for the characters! These are all very first-pass designs (except for phoenix. maybe) and they're definitely all subject to changing. Especially Hivemind and Ollie who I just threw in there so Fabricator and Solaris wouldn't look so lonely.

The Phoenix page in the bottom preceded the line up, but that's the extent of my concepts for them UDSHFSDKJSD I'm not sure if I'll stick with the silhouette style, or if I'll make these guys actual designs ??? Both can exist at the same time, so who knows.

Oh right yeah also the games are really good and fun!

[purplebehittindifferent]

They’re not used to waking up with someone next to them…

(THE IEYTD BRAINWORMS ARE BACK)

[solobodor]

the full fambly !!! + Recent IEYTD doodle dump, i changed my fabby design again, she lost her arm, it detached itselft from her and is now running around... its a perfect vessel for Zor's voice , call it the Zor crab ...

MECH SOLARIS i need to design her big mech .. already posted the second to last in another doodle dump but oh well ..

in my interpretation, Zor is human th like the handler and Roxana but never show their true self.. at least now now Juniper and Fabby are humanoid while, solaris, hivemind and Phoenix are creatures !