agentsofleafs
agentsofleafs
Hockey With An Assortment Of Randomness
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Andy. 25F. Leafs. Avalanche. Raptors. Marvel.
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agentsofleafs · 4 days ago
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I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.
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agentsofleafs · 6 days ago
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my dearest love (ao3) has befallen a great tragedy (is down for maintenance) so i must pine alone in my lonely tower (i could do something productive but i think not)
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agentsofleafs · 6 days ago
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agentsofleafs · 17 days ago
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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
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agentsofleafs · 17 days ago
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cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through
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agentsofleafs · 17 days ago
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having the nhl as a baseline for athlete salaries makes me feel kind of crazy sometimes, because the hockey world will have heated arguments about players taking $8 million instead of $10 million or whatever because their team is in a no tax state. then I’ll hear someone casually mention what a male athlete in a different major league sport is making and it feels like the gdp of a small country
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agentsofleafs · 20 days ago
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agentsofleafs · 21 days ago
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swifties bout to stretch further than cirque du soleil to defend this, but one sub is clocking it:
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agentsofleafs · 24 days ago
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Reporter: Why do you think so many countries’ governments around the world are just ignoring what’s happening in Gaza?
Greta Thunberg: Because of racism, that’s the simple answer, I would say. Racism, and basically desperately trying to defend a deadly, destructive system that systematically maximizes short term economic profit and geopolitical power over the well being of humans and the planet. Right now, it is morally difficult to defend that – it is impossible— but they’re desperately trying which is …. absurd is not the word, but there are no words to describe it.
- Greta Thunberg in Paris, after returning from Israel’s illegal abduction of her aboard the Madleen (10 Jun 25)
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agentsofleafs · 24 days ago
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agentsofleafs · 25 days ago
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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)
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agentsofleafs · 29 days ago
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oh 🥹
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agentsofleafs · 29 days ago
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agentsofleafs · 29 days ago
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agentsofleafs · 2 months ago
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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.
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agentsofleafs · 2 months ago
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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating
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agentsofleafs · 2 months ago
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ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.
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