agentxamundo

[agentxamundo]

[agentxamundo]

Let it die, Wade.

That poor song's been dragged along long enough.

What’s wrong? Are we never, ever, ever getting back together?

[agentxamundo]

I'm the one with a janky pancreas? Pft.

Oh you know... Being more successful than you, and having fun. The usual.

I’m decidedly against the organ stealing business these days, plus, why would I want your janky ol’ pancreas when I’ve got my own one right now? Doofus. What’s up, Alex?

[agentxamundo]

Only if you pinky promise to buy next time. [He holds out his pinky.]

   Only if you feel like paying for me.

[agentxamundo]

Being an A+ adult, and expanding my contacts.

I've already got the Avengers on speed-dial, but it couldn't hurt to be friendly with individual members.

      I see…

      What are you doing here?

[agentxamundo]

Everyone always says that. Obviously my publicist isn't doing their job right.

I'm Agent X. Greatest merc to ever live, and head at Agency X.

      Oh, always.

      I’m sorry, I don’t believe I know you…

[agentxamundo]

Do you wanna get a hot dog? This is getting a bit too sob story to talk about without a lil' comfort food.

    I guess? The only ‘parents’ I had were scientists who poked and prodded me so… Yeah, yeah, no, it was easy to ‘grow up’. 

[agentxamundo]

chiyonosakesama

Here for your monthly beating?

[agentxamundo]

agent084

Hey, do you know any SHIELD agents I can talk to?

[agentxamundo]

All that matters is whether or not you're an Avenger still.

      Well, right now I’m Giant-Man, but that works, too.

[agentxamundo]

regeneratingdegenerate

Are you here to steal my pancreas again?

[agentxamundo]

noworldnomad

Nice goggles. Where do you shop?

[agentxamundo]

looktotheants

You're Ant-guy, right?

[agentxamundo]

OOC: I need people to follow.

[agentxamundo]

agentbitchamundo

replace one word of your url with bitch

allergictosmallbitches

[agentxamundo]

OOC: My new favorite Agent X icon.

[agentxamundo]

Pfft. Parents. Who needs 'em. Guess that made the jump easier, huh?

   The damn portal opened and—

  No, I’m a clone. And no, I don’t have any parents. I was made in a test tube.