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^ I think it's time to reintroduce this fella back into the online ecosystem
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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society
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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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