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"i promise ill finish this one quick" i was then shot 57 times

⋆˚꩜.ᐟ jegulus socmed au where james gets dared to oppose a wedding and livestream it for his youtube channel.

or: where regulus meets the love of his life twelve seconds before saying "i do"

never let your (almost) wife stop you from meeting your husband.

very shamefully walks in,,,,, i promise ill finish this one quick. ill start posting tomorrow

part 01 ; part 02 ; part 03 ;

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im bored so imma tell you how i came out to my dad

me -scared, about to cry-: so, i'm pan and i don't care who i date, could be a man, a woman, or anything of the sort. i thought about this for so long and i am very sure of who i am an- my dad: wait, you're not a lesbian? me: what. my dad: i could've sworn you were a lesbian. you could ask your aunt, she also thinks you are a lesbian me: what. my dad: ... my dad: you're sure you aren't a lesbian? fr? me:... me: are you disappointed bc im not a lesbian my dad: i love you but, yeah, kinda

cheers, queer joy and all that, i guess i like women way to much

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if i gaslight myself into believing regulus black has a problem related to his aldosterone levels and my only way to solve it is knowing the hormone's full mechanism, then i might actually slay the presentation i have on friday

med school is becoming so hard im about to write my notes as fanfiction to make studying easy

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what if regulus wasn't really an anxious king, and he just had hyperthyroidism....

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can't wait to start my clinical practices next semester and get treated like complete shit by the doctors and patients alike bc the students over there are kinda worth nothing, ohhh healthcare <3333

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welcome back jegulus

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if yall ever see me writing a straight ship or turning a mlm or wlw pairing into a straight one,,,, call the police, the FBI, the CIA, my mom, everyone. that bitch ain't me im being held hostage

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med school is becoming so hard im about to write my notes as fanfiction to make studying easy

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man i really was hit by the brainworms what is this

fisherman james, who actually sucks at it but is very optimistic about his brand-new hobby (bc monty is great at it so he wants something else to bond over with his dad, he's cute like that)

enter merman regulus, who falls in love with him from afar, so he helps the very dumb human to catch some fish, in secret.

like, james is doing all the steps wrong and always uses the wrong knots and bait, but somehow he always gets the biggest catch ever. he gets sooo smug about it, telling everyone that he's a natural and shows off to everyone who could dare to hear him.

however, he's also a big softie, he doesn't want to harm the fish, so he lets them go after some obnoxious pictures.

regulus, who is actually the one catching the fish for him, finds it preposterous. he's helping the hot human? and he just gives the fish back? regulus is basically courting him?? and he's just giving the fish back????

so, in his very smart merman brain, he does the obvious thing: brings bigger fish! maybe james is just a very difficult man (merman? regulus doesn't care) but no one would ever say no to a shark

james actually passes out when he sees the shark and falls to the sea, a tragedy given he was completely on his own

cue to regulus having to save him on a very dramatic scene, he also has to take back the shark and make sure james doesn't end up dying

it's a very exhausting thing, trying to be this man's mate, but regulus is no quitter. so he manages.

when he gets james to the shore, the fisherman wakes up and sees regulus, and his mind goes absolutely blank, no thoughts, only pretty merman on sight. his brain is basically a blubbering mess of "oh my god i almost died, he's so pretty, mermaids are real what the fuck, he's so pretty, did he save me? he's so pretty lord"

regulus is a bit dumbfounded too, he knew the human was pretty, but he never got to see him from this close, and the man is somehow even more stunning, it's crazy.

james immediately tries to talk to him, and regulus understands him, of course he does, he's smart as fuck, he knows about the human language, he doesn't know how to say anything besides his name tho.

so their talk goes like:

james [in love]: who are you?

regulus: regulus

james: did you save me?

regulus: *clicking sounds*

james [still trying]: did you bring the shark?

regulus: *aggresive clicking sounds*

they actually don't talk much, and then some people who saw james fall start to arrive, so regulus has to leave.

james is in love.

regulus comes back the next day, super early, matching james who's also incredibly eager to see him again. and this time, regulus is closer than ever.

james pretty much forgets about fishing altogether and just spends the whole time trying to talk to regulus, and this cycle continues for several days until regulus is able to talk back to him.

james tries so hard to learn everything about regulus and merpeople, he's a sap, it's amazing. when he finally learns about courting gifts, he spends a whole afternoon making regulus a handmade necklace, it has a little star and sun pendant and it's made of pure gold so sea water can't do any damage to him.

regulus thinks they are basically married then.

something something, regulus figures that if he's on land enough time to dry, he can turn into a human, and that makes everything easier. james can now take him on proper dates and for their first one, he takes him to the village's library. regulus is so excited he can't stop preening.

in the meantime tho, we have sirius who is an overbearing but very loving brother, who hasn't heard from regulus in hours and goes to the human's ship to find him

imagine his surprise when his baby brother and the man who he has described as his mate are not there. but remus is (he's james' best friend, he doesn't like fishing but reading in the boat is one of the best things on earth, according to him)

sirius, is then nervous as fuck, because his little brother told him he was with a human on a boat, and now he's on said boat, and his little brother is NOT there, and there's ANOTHER human

so he does the only thing he thinks is reasonable:

he flips the whole boat while remus is still on it and then he grabs said remus by the collar and starts screaming the living daylights out of him.

remus: what the fuck

when remus manages to calm sirius down, he explains that yes, this is james boat, he just lent it to him because he went on a date with his boyfriend, yes, said boyfriend does look like sirius, but he's only seen him with two legs which sirius definitely lacks, so there's that. then he also says he would really appreciate if sirius could bring back the book he was reading before being rudely flipped over by a sea creature, thanks.

sirius kinda falls in love immediately, there's something so hot about that human that didn't even bat an eye at seeing a merman and just straight asked for his book.

for my sake, sirius already knows how to speak the human language bc regulus has been teaching him as well

so sirius brings back the book, which is ruined, but at least it's back, and then forces remus to wait so he could take him to regulus

when sirius has 2 legs, remus has the sudden realization that his best friend is dating a merman, which in his opinion is something you should at least mention to your best friend u know?

so yeah, they both go to yell at them.

and if sirius pretends his legs are weaker than they actually are just so remus has to hold him all the way, that's HIS business

god this is so long now

anyways, when they find jegulus, it's chaotic, there's yelling (remus) and very angry clicking (sirius) and they are definitely receiving odd looks from everyone

it's the best way to present your mate to you brother if you ask regulus.

something something, they figure it out, james officiates his relationship with reg and builds a house close by the shore that has an inside aquarium but like, all over the house and it kinda connects with the sea, so regulus can still be a merman whenever he likes.

when james finds out it was actually regulus the one who catched the fish for him, he just falls more in love with him. so they make it a routine to go fishing together, it's romantic!

and just for my own sake, james does end up fucking a merman i guess, they have little mermaid kids and live happily ever after bye

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they're in my mouth, i ate them, sorry

black brothers

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sorry for being pretty inactive here, college has been pretty rough and my mental health is not optimal rn, luckily this week will be better :3

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*pokes at u with a stick* r u alive or should we be holding a vigil

I SURVIVED THE WEEK !!!!!!

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the stuff i do instead of focusing in class

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jegulus size difference so james can manhadle regulus however he wants when they are having their freaky time? absolutely

but also! jegulus size difference so whenever james hugs regulus he completely engulfs him, not even a bit of him visible? fuck yeah.

i rest my case.

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𐙚4. y'all will never understand how important regulus calling sirius "hyung" is to me

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the pookies

[art by @/peachrtistic]

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𐙚3. i forgot to tell that sirius and the marauders don't know each other here like at all. he's kind of a skittle here