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i think james has to fall at least once a year. like, he's very athletic and has great reflexes, there's no reason for him to trip and fall.

but one out of the 365 days is his unlucky day, where his body just doesn't connect properly —or he's just distracted and can't see the very clear obstacles on his way— and he's left with bleeding knees and some bruises.

it was fun when he was a kid, because kids get hurt playing all the time. but being 22 and suddenly you don't know how to walk and trip over air on the way to your new part-time job?

it's haunting.

and it's exactly how he meets regulus, who is just trying to get some pastries and go home, but then somebody just fell right next to him, groaning "fucking hell, not again" and jesus fuck that's a very hot man and oh my god is that blood.

so regulus, who isn't a first aider or anything of the sorts, but knows how to clean and take care of all sorts of injuries, just decides to be nice and help.

james immediately uses the "i just fell for you" line on him, regulus calls him an idiot, james overshares about this being a yearly occurrence, regulus thinks that's ridiculous, james uses that as an excuse for them to become friends (or more) so he could see it with his very own eyes, regulus calls him ridiculous. the conversation is complete banter while regulus cleans the wounds.

they both leave with red cheeks and each others phone numbers.

and after some years, regulus is always carrying some first aid kit in his bag, because his boyfriend was right and once a year he falls over nothing, like an idiot. and he has to be there, to laugh, make fun of him, and then patch him up nicely.

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i have just been shot

!!TW fake blood!!

art heist, baby..?

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chose to be whimsical and funny so i played catch with my little cousins, and i fell face first into the grass lord this is why i don't do this

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everyone, point and laugh

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it's crazy how easy it could have been for both sirius and regulus to just have a chat. just a simple "i love you and i know my way of coping with this house isn't how you would do it, but i'm still me, this is still me. we are still us."

and just that.

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hellooooo, so very sorry to bother you but I was looking for a fic in which the description(summary) says something about "ten years, one summer and a love that was never meant to be" or smthing??? I think regulus was sick or had an addiction(???) but literally can't find it anywhere bc I hadn't started it and now I lost it 😭😭😭 don't know anything about the plot. would b forever grateful if you knew what it was. thanksss anyway n sorry again.

helloo in pretty sure this is "if i saw him, i'd still kiss him" by robbies_restroom here's the link :3

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i, personally, think james sleeps in the starfish position, his limbs all spread out, face all full of bliss.

but if you look closely, there's a lump clinging to his torso, that lump is regulus who sleeps all curled on himself but latches on james like a koala.

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the christmas and valentine's day aus finally have names of their own, everyone welcome: merry christmas (hoe hoe hoe) and the p in cupid stands for pitbull.

i, personally, think im hilarious

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IM FREEE OMG IM FREEEE I JUST GOT HOME NO MORE COLLEGE TILL THE 14TH IM FREEEEE

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regulus who once got attacked by a dog when he was a kid and has been pretty scared of them ever since.

and sirius, seeing his animagus form for the first time and crying because he is going to scare his little brother.

just the idea of regulus always seeing this black dog somewhere around him, feeling his breath catch a bit on his throat and his hands tremble. but the dog always stays away, never one to get close, or make a noise. sometimes he even leaves with his tail between his legs.

it's such a tragedy, how bad sirius wants to get closer to his brother, and knowing he will never be allowed.

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can someone tell this idiot to update WHERE ARE THE NEXT PARTS

previous part — next part

𐙚 09. he's such a dork :3

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NKCOEEIHSOBOSNAOFJWBD IM JUMPING UP AND DOWN I LOVE IT

fifteen - june 15 - jegulus - james raising harry - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 612 - based on @ccccatttta 's post!

“Alright, Haz. Fifteen pounds, and that’s it, okay?” James said anxiously, hovering outside of the store door and hanging the crisp notes to his son.

“But Da!” Harry whined, frowning. “What if that’s not enough to get you something pretty?”

Harry had been begging for weeks to get James something for Father’s Day. The problem was, nobody was available to take him to the store, and of course, Harry refused to allow James to go in with him, since that would ‘ruin the surprise.’ So, after much negotiation on Harry’s part and worrying on James’s, they’d settled on a small store in their neighborhood with one way in and out. Harry had fifteen pounds and fifteen minutes. 

“Whatever you can get me with that will be perfect, darling,” James said, smiling at the five-year-old. “Now run quick! We still need to get lunch!”

So, beaming, Harry bolted inside.

And James immediately began biting his fingernails.

It wasn’t that Harry wasn’t capable. James and Lily had raised the young boy to be exceptionally polite, and he was able to use money enough to at least give a store clerk the right amount needed. 

It was the fact that he was doing this alone. Which meant that one, he could face danger and two, he might be capable of doing other things alone and therefore he was growing up and might no longer need James.

Both things were equally terrifying.

But still, James reminded himself that the young boy needed independence, and he had to make sure to give it to him. So he waited, eyes on the time, and allowed his son to peruse the small store.

It was only when ten minutes had gone by that the door opened again and Harry ran out, grinning, tugging a man along behind him with a triumphant look on his little face like he’d just found buried treasure.

“Da! I got you this!” he exclaimed, pulling the man to James.

James gaped. 

Not only was the man looking down at Harry with a kindly bemused look, but he was fucking stunning. Black curls, blue-gray eyes, a smile that made James’s stomach lurch, perfectly chiselled cheekbones and jawline…fuck. 

“Er, hi,” James said awkwardly, acknowledging the man before he turned to his son. “Harry, who’s this?”

“This is your present! A pretty boy for you! And he was free!” Harry answered excitedly, jumping up and down a bit. “Happy Father’s Day.”

The man spoke for the first time. “Sorry, he was very persuasive,” he chuckled softly. “I didn’t know how to tell him I’m not for sale.”

“Th-that’s okay,” James stuttered, already embarrassingly taken by the man. “What’s your name?”

“Regulus,” the shorter man smirked a bit. “And you?”

“James.”

“Well, James. Harry. Happy Father’s Day,” Regulus said with a small smile.

“Wait!” Both Harry and James yelled out at the same time, causing Regulus to turn.

“You are my present,” Harry declared, frowning and stomping his foot.

James took that as an opening. “Erm. We shouldn’t let him down, you know? I think…you should at least give me your number?” he asked giving Regulus a hopeful grin.

At that, the shorter man let out a little laugh. “Oh, that’s what you’re going with? ‘Give me your number, for the children?’” He raised an eyebrow, but he was grinning.

“Yes,” James replied, smiling too.

“Well, good for you that I happen to like kids. Much more than adults, actually,” Regulus snorted, reaching for James’s phone and programming in his phone number. “Harry has won my favor. Let’s see if you do, too. James.”

A few moments later, both Harry and James left the store, beaming and giddy.

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paranormal investigators/youtubers remus and james that team up with the black brothers (regulus is a clairvoyant/clairaudient & sirius is a clairsentinent) for a video special that ends up blowing up from how terrifying it is but also because wolfstar and jegulus can't stop flirting.

they are trying really hard to go on with the investigation but they are pretty distracted with each other, like the vibe of the whole video is:

regulus: im seeing a man with a cracked skull right behind you

james: can i kiss you rn

or

remus -to a lil girls' spirit that was talking to them-: thank you so much, sweetheart, you can accompany us for the rest of the night if you'd like to

sirius: i need you biblically.

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I TAKE MY LAST (3) EXAMS ON WEDNESDAY UPDATES ARE COMING SOON WHO CHEERED

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i just learned octopuses are colourblind HOW CAN THEY CAMOUFLAGE IF THEY ARE COLOURBLIND WHAT THE FUCK

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james who wants to encourage toddler harry to gain more confidence, so he dares him to go into a shop and get the prettiest thing there for 20 pounds.

harry who gets out of the shop holding —a slightly confused— regulus' hand hostage, almost screaming "pa! i found pretty boy! he was free!!"

and that's how jegulus meet.