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that would be enough - hamilton - sentence starters

“look around” “look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now” “how long have you known?” “you should’ve told me” “i’m not sorry” “i knew you’d fight until the war is won” “the war’s not done” “you deserve a chance to meet your son/daughter” “will you relish being a poor man’s/woman’s wife/husband?” “i relish being your wife/husband” “look at where you are” “look at where you started” “the fact that you’re alive is a miracle “just stay alive” “just stay alive, that would be enough” “that would be enough” “look out, world” “i don’t pretend to know the challenges you’re facing” “i’m not afraid” “i know who i married” “so long as you come home at the end of the day” “we don’t need a legacy” “we don’t need money” “i could grant you peace of mind” “let me inside your heart” “let me be apart of the narrative in the story they’ll write someday” “let this moment be the first chapter where you decide to stay” “i could be enough” “we could be enough”

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“The Office” Season 3 Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“I think we’re just drunk.”

“You’re really gonna marry him?”

“I gotta win her back.”

“Gay good.”

“Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.”

“I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.”

“She’s my ex-lover…ish.”

“Any last words?”

“Hug it out, bitch.”

“If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job.”

“You’re not a veterinarian! You don’t know anything!”

“I’m rejecting your kiss.”

“Get in the car, dummy.”

“Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”

“We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.”

“Fact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.”

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”

“I accidentally ran over it.”

“Oh, you’re such a blonde.”

“You walk out that door, and it is over.”

“Christmas is canceled.”

“It hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.”

“My sister and I used to be best friends, but we haven’t talked in 16 years over some disagreement I can’t even remember.”

“Despite being wrong for me in every way, I’m still attracted to you.”

“Boobs.”

“I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”

“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”

“Congratulations, universe. You win.”

“I don’t like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.”

“I’m not fine. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”

“Do you still have feelings for her?”

“I want some man meat.”

“Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”

“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”

“I am really proud of you.”

“I’ve…never told you that I love you.”

“I can read you like a book.”

“I want to cry, but I’m not going to.”

“I want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.”

“Every day, for eight years, I’ve brought pepper spray… and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well who’s laughing now?”

“Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”

“Wikipedia is the best thing in the world.”

“Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.”

“What, nerf isn’t cool anymore?”

“A depression quilt?”

“…You ignorant slut!”

“This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”

“Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society.” 

“Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.”

“I called off my wedding because of you.”

“Prove it. Let’s see your penis!”

“You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.”

“For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.”

“Don’t screw the pooch.”

“Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.”

“Love is a mystery.”

“We’re all unstable.”

“I’m not gay.”

“Um, are you free for dinner tonight?”

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Sense edd wants to sing Lyrical starter call

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New muses :

Lian, princess of China (for some reason called Northern Wei but fuck that, t’s China), daughter of Ling and Ting-Ting :

Cong-Min, son of Mei and Chien-Po :

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what if i added the son of Ting-Ting/Ling (i hate the mulan names) and the child of Su/Chien Po?

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TRUTH OR DARE!

Send my muse a question and something you want them to do. My muse will have to choose between answering the question truthfully or doing whatever action the dare is! Could involve other muses, or not, asker’s choice!

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT CURIOUS ANONS

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Embarrassing Starters

Send one to…

😨 - Run head first into my muse’s chest

😱 - Accidentally trip my muse

😰 - Spill coffee on my muse on a crowded bus

😢 - Accidentally sneeze on the back of my muse’s neck

😥 - Trip and fall right on top of my muse

😭 - Run face first into my muse while walking down the street

😓 - Get a voicemail from you’re muses mother in front of my muse

🤥 - Get caught in a petty lie in front of my muse

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     A silence hangs in the air for a few moments , her dark eyes seeming      to give the message of ‘ why do I associate myself with you ?? ’ . The      silence is broken by a deep sigh .

 ---“ You are so immature ,            I swear . When you go            to jail for pissing off a            cop , I ’ m not being the            one to bail you out , I hope            you know that .  ”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!” to whoever u feel would do this, from agirlwcrthfightingfcr

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“The dude was eyeing me when I wasn’t even the one driving! How could I not!?”

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memelord sentence starters

“i have depression, karen.”

“step the fuck up, kyle.”

“spoopy”

“is that a marijuana? in my good christian suburbs?”

“wow, what a dad.”

“what are thooose?”

“go back to sleep and starve.”

“[slams oven door rhythmically]”

“i said, whoever threw that, your mom’s a ho.”

“catch me outside”

“wake me up. wake me up insiiiiiide (can’t wake up).”

“mmm whatcha say”

“never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”

“tfw no gf”

“girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”

“[looks into the camera like in the office]”

“if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hands”

“kazooo”

“when will they return from the skeleton war?”

“sorry sweaty :)”

“brother may i have some oats”

“the floor is genuine love and affection”

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Send 💉 to find my Muse with a bloody nose!

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Vinesauce starters

- “Now we are really getting to that authentic 2002 experience!”

- “This is what it’s like to get a nail stuck in your eye." 

- "There’s a Mr. Satan on the line for you, sir.” - “I can’t wait for the V mouth.” - "No! No! No! Come on!” - “There’s so many things wrong with this picture.”

- “Is this a fucking flash game?” - “Oh, that is such bullshit!  - "Everything is $7.95.” - “And that’s just happening.” - “Blinkers mean I am trying to tell you, ‘You suck balls.’ …And I am pointing to which person I think sucks balls. Do you think you suck balls? Well, you better speed up then."  - "Wow… Those are some, eh, quality graphics!"  - "Nice mouth, Von Kaiser.”

- “So this is happening."  - "Yeah, boy! Look at that! Still playable though!"  - "It looks like a bowl of oatmeal, but… koalaty!” - “The only conspiracy is that this game was approved for release.”

- “YES! YES! IT IS DONE! PHYSICS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!" 

-  "Why is (name) just overtaking my entire island?”

-  “I was in nam when you bottled water in my fucking ass you fucking mustard nazi”

- “Who’s been drawing dicks?”

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sentence starters: misc. romantic tension !

❝ I just think you’re really special. You deserve special things in your life. ❞

❝ I mean, anyone would be lucky to date you. ❞

❝ Thief, I can tell you’ve been using my soap. You smell just like it. ❞

❝ So… How do I look? Like if we were about to go on a date, what would you think? ❞

❝ This is a little weird, but… Would you kiss me and see how this chapstick tastes? ❞

❝ All I’m saying is, I’d prioritize your orgasm over mine. ❞

❝ I covered your bed in rose petals for science. Take a look and tell me if it’s too much. ❞

❝ I’m kinda scared my kissing skills suck. Would you… Y’know. Practice with me? ❞

❝ How weird is it that our heights make our crotches match up perfectly? ❞

❝ Pull my hair again and this is gonna get real awkward real fast. ❞

❝ Sorry I, uh… Walked in on your alone-time. I swear I didn’t see much. ❞

❝ Dinner’s on me if you please, please rub my back. ❞

❝ Your morning wood poked me, it happens. Doesn’t have to be weird or anything. ❞

❝ I sorta had a bad day. Just cuddle up with me for a little while, please? ❞

❝ You deserve so much better than this. If you were mine, I’d… ❞

❝ I almost feel like you belong to me, like you’re my own personal person. ❞

❝ Is it weird that I always miss you more than I miss my actual girlfriend/boyfriend? ❞

❝ I can tell you’re pissed off. Just lie back, I’ll dish out my famous shoulder massage. ❞

❝ Can we kiss? I just really need to be kissed right now. ❞

❝ You’re welcome to stay, but remind me why I’m the little spoon in my own bed? ❞

❝ I wish I could bottle the way you smell and sell it for a fortune. Nothing compares. ❞

❝ What happened to your hair? Hold still, I’ll just… Fix it for you. ❞

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Send me 🍔 to crawl through my muse's window with fast food

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Dad Pun Sentence Starters

Send one to my Muse, or alternatively send  👍and my Muse will say one to you!

“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?”“ "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”

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Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

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