23-year old wannabe writer who joined mainly because he wanted to be able to scroll through Tumblr without being stopped every five seconds. Questioning Pansexual, He/Him, more than most likely has undiagnosed ADHD. Thanks to Carbonated-Jem for the header and avatar images!
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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Yay, inflation (the non-fetish one)!
Sketch - $30; Colored sketch - $50; Full - $90.
You can ask me about light NSFW now! LGBTQ+ themes and erotica are okay. [Boosty] only, PM me if you’re interested! Or [Hipolink] if you want to use your PayPal!
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Y'all ever think about the way video game bosses are designed to lose? How the bombastic soundtracks, the impressive displays of villainy, the teeth-rattling power of their attacks, are at once engineered not just to sell you on how unfathomably strong and vile they are, but also to make the player's inevitable victory all the sweeter?
Viewed this way, a boss battle is more like a choreographed dance - they call, you respond and counter-call. The trick is to learn the steps - once you know where to move, when to strike, when to defend and how to best allocate your resources, victory is not just achievable but actually almost impossible to avoid. You cannot help but recite the winning plays, over and again, because that is what the dance demands of you both - and is there not a savage sort of beauty in such a thing?
Is it any wonder then that we look back on these bosses so fondly, almost as if they were old friends? We danced together once, and oh what fun we had while doing it!
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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal
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sammy and her baby
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today is midsommar and in ??? they also celebrate it.
everyone do the clücken dance! 🐔💃🌻🎉
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As a creator, artist, or performer, remember and treasure your roots, they helped you grow to where you are.
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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Here is the full image.
The 92 show was known for having these huge scenes with lots of characters in them.
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Murder For Dummies, a horror comedy webseries satirizing the "true crime" genre by the showrunner of Dogs In Space and Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld who also wrote episodes of Gumball, is by far the tightest comedy writing on the entire internet, and it's not even a close competition Plus the mystery is ACTUALLY solvable, but boy did it stump me But the real crime is that it has only 5,000 views Watch all six episodes and just make your night better
This is like Good Place/30 Rock levels of joke density And this is level of production quality not otherwise found outside of paid streaming services
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honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."
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