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My do boomer age people INSIST on doing all computing tasks on their phone? My mom recently bungled a hotel booking and my dad fucked up submitting financial forms because they refuse to pull out their laptops. And this when they accused everyone my age of being phone dependent all through my high school and college years

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Anyone out there studying SEO/SEM and want to tell me how to learn enough to help my business website?

Thanks!

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if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

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*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

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Anyone have a full version of this they can send me?

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Forget babies on planes. The real place you should be able to escape children under 18 should be the movie theater. Make it a weekday night and ban minors. Kids are so loud and messy.

Also why are there so many girl children at Barbie. Like 8-10 year olds.

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femmes are like: the fairy lights stay ON during sex

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@halfelfproblems Since I was promoted and make literally $5000 less than my makeup wearing predecessor this now makes me want to scream.

"bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn" that's nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what's important to focus on here is that you're just having the funnest time ever

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there are so many people who are waiting to love you. keep going

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WOMEN MUST EAT PROTEIN.

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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too

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personality test: when the flight attendant asks you what drink you want to have on the flight, what do you request?

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why do the porn bots disappear for a while before coming back in huge waves its like plants vs zombies tumblr style 

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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon