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I think I’d prefer the devil in this analogy.

Who said I wanted to trade anything? Maybe your happiness is a good enough trade for me. 

I do still want you, but it-- It should be on your terms.

Would you rather be a devil, or a wolf. Bite me right on the tongue and, call- call it romance.

If not kisses, then what thing would you trade. Hands on me, a night slept under the covers wrapped up like lovers warm and safe and soft. You want me, you. Want me. Would not offer these trades on these terms if you did not— right?

…You still want me, right. You do.

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I thought it was speak of the devil and he doth appear?

I can do that, though the kissing isn’t needed. I’d still buy you anything you wanted, without the kisses. 

Ha! When one speaks of the wolf, one- sees, its tail.

Easy, easy. What I want is easy. You, buying me things that are pretty. So I can twirl and pose and be cute, and then afterward we will kiss tongue-to-tongue. Shorts! Drape-tops with the big wide open necks and no shoulder. Hold my hand, and thumb the ring like it is precious to you that I still wear it.

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You rang?

Is there something specific we’re going shopping for, or do we just want to max out a credit card?

I know, exactly- exactly, what I need.

Ambrose Donovan! Or. Alternate path, sugar papi. First person who wants to kiss me, they will have that right if they buy me things. Easy, easy!

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Even More Drabbles

Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.

Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.

Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.

Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.

Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Invite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to

Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.

Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.

Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.

Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Quite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.

Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]

Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]

Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

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I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh, So what you wanna do? Let's just run girl. If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool. No, I won't blame you; It was fun, girl. Don't say no, no, no, no-no; Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah; And we'll go, go, go, go-go. If you're ready, like I'm ready. Cause it's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.

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You know I could have just bought a new one. I'm not that poor.

And we're already married, so what's the problem with getting the paper to prove it. It's not like I date anyone. I murdered the last person I technically dated.

And in the immortal words of Bruno Mars:

If you're ready, like I'm ready. Cause it's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.

You know you really are very lucky I still have the first ring from the contract.

…Are you sure. Would you want to present that you were married to me. Would it be strange. It basically is a fact that we are but, that isn’t the same as really being a real fact.

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I disgust myself.

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You’re playing chess while everybody else is playing checkers.

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#The common-law husband.#Metaphorically speaking I mean.

I can always file for the actual documents.

Y'know, seal the deal.

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regret level: 1000000000000

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Oh hush. 

(Joffrey.)

Tell me how I am supposed to feel the judgement of a man expressing himself— with incest babyking.

Over my laughter, I mean. (What is that boy’s name again.)

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I'm judging you right now. In case you couldn't feel it.

Probably because I am uncomfortably childish— a little slow. Much trauma.

…Kind of a terrible person.

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#but Father is married to sadness and Mother— is married to being dead.

#really #really #honey why are you this way