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jenson button didn't have to age like that but he did and that's how I know time is on my side

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i just saw leclerc's suit for the first time and literally fell to my knees... wtf is that

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if dirk gently is gonna do one thing he's gonna intrude on people's personal space

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daddy's girl

mommy's boy

viper's baby

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not me listening to christopher lee reading dracula during math class

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why is there no talk of savanna brown’s the truth about keeping secrets??? this is slander.

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the fact that i thought bryde was the hawk of achill because he was described as having a hawk-like nose...

absolute clown

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i can't explain why but i'm so glad the chapter of adam doing his fake tarot-card-bit is told from matthew's perspective

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you say i'm crazy

i'm rewatching james acaster's repertoire for the second time today

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my mom just called him Dominic Cumberland

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If you're gay you had at least one of these phases growing up:

Greek mythology

Ancient Egypt

Outer space

Emo music

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nothing is more disappointing than getting into a piece of media and finding out its not even gay

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me: :'(

me: *puts on anything by erik satie*

me: :')

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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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