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If you win congress will you ban heterosexuality for good?

I will ban it for evil actually

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I cannot sleep how are you tumblrites doing :3

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It will get better mwah

I don’t know if this is in reference to anything I’ve posted but thank you so much :3

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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Try me

When did you have the idea for a discord server and how long did it take for you to regret it?

I had it right before I made it and I haven’t regretted it

Yet

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You BEAUTY! you WONDRIUS SPECIMEN!!! you are an ACHIEVEMENT!!!!!!!! you are God's divine messenger, with your existence as the message of gods love (not god Bible just some non descript deity) YOU ARE LITERALLY GOD!!!!!!!!

You hear that everyone I’m divinely inspired and everything I say should be taken as gospel

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When did you have the idea for a discord server and how long did it take for you to regret it?

I had it right before I made it and I haven’t regretted it

Yet

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What is your favorite shitpost. Ovens don’t count.

I’m a big fan of just the most compressed crusty videos that are out there. A video with low quality becomes so much funnier

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my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

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Nuh uh

Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog

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Starting a tag game!

Take this uquiz: https://uquiz.com/quiz/JE844B/are-you-the-main-character-or-a-side-character

And do this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1414503

@rain-mcgay @pinaple @necromancers-incorporated @gloriousvermin @glbtrx @kimu-dem @dirtybandaids @nikoisme @dootznbootz @apparentlyautistick @fraudfrogz and anyone else! No pressure yall!

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eye

(the joke is pink eye)

We love spreading disease in the asks

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The countdown was for our company deadline

you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you'd been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you