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PLEASE PASS THIS ON!
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
http://www.hartzvictims.org/
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This duck wants to tell all the humans merry Christmas and I hope you have a good day.
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I'm on tumblr after midnight, hopefully things will start to get crazy
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You see that white stuff on the mountain? That's not snow it's salt deposits.
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MY BLOG IS FIRE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE(ok that's a lie my blog sucks but we can all agree I should have at least one note)
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If this cloud does not look like a rat eating cheese to you, something is wrong with you.
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It’s a mineral, see. You put the salt deposits right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the craving.
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So I have been informed that "quack attack" is a football team...... I'm not changing my URL yet though
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UPDATE:
The ducks have won the most recent battle against the geese due to large money donation from the pigeons. We are now the strongest duck army in the world.
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Wow this is awful ya see this is what we are fighting for
Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique!
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement!
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing!
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
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If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…
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This is duck #6275 please pray for him. He has 3 kids and a beautiful wife. He left them behind to fight for the ducks. Send your prayers to him.
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Dear Diary, Every night I lay awake, knowing that I could die. The geese army is getting stronger, we are getting weaker. They are vicious and fearless. I will not back down! WE WILL THRIVE, WE WILL STRIVE FOR VICTORY! -duck #3637847
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