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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
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don’t share your favorite songs with wrong people
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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
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Traveled to antelope canyon with you
2020 has been difficult. Not much to say except I’m
Glad we have each other. Happy 14 months babe
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I cry when I think about you. To feel this much emotion. It’s so intense
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Completed my first half marathon with you.
You did another full. I met you at mile marker 23 and 26. We finished together. And I am so proud of you.
We are now focusing on our house. And I cry almost every night now wishing we could be each other’s forever. I dont want to grow older bc I want more time with you. The days are going by faster and I’m just motivated to establish a good life with you.
If only everyone knew how much I care for you...they would see that this relationship isn’t a joke. They would leave us alone. They’ll understand.
We made it to 13 months.
I love you Baby.
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Thank you for spending thanksgiving with me, taking me to see Chris D’Elia and for remembering the little things about me. Wish your stupid ex would just sign the papers...I know you’re trying. I know I know. It’ll be better soon.
But we bought a house!
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You asked me to marry you
Thank you for understanding that soon it will happen. I love the ring. I love you. Thank you for the memories. Glad I got to share Vancouver with you. I hope you only remember the good from our trips. Love you.
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Happy 11/11 to my twin flame.
Those numbers show up so frequently with you and I . You’re so sweet and I love you so much.
In 9 days it will be our 11 months.
Why does it show up so often?
I never know...
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We got to meet ark patrol
Saw lane 8 for the first time together
Experienced our first major festival together.
Making a lot of memories with you in the past 10 months and yet it feels like everything is diminishing. We couldn’t continue living the way we could...your demons would have caught up to us.
Our demons. My insecurities. Your past.
But I wouldnt have traded it bc I love you. And that’s what love is. Love is what I see in you and with you.
Love is sleeping next to you and holding you.
And it’s seeing you smile at a concert
And it’s watching you eat your favorite meal
Or showing you something really interesting and your eyes light up.
Love is watching you hold mantis and hearing you sing your favorite song.
I couldnt describe your many my feelings for you bc it sounds so generic and we all have had our relationships but this time with you, I just have these emotions to share to myself on here.
As sad as it may seem, and even though I have this aching feeling it’s going to be the death of us...
I love you and our memories and our potential future.
Loving you is a dream and I never want to wake up.
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10.
Happy 10 months Adrian.
It seems like it has been longer but I’m absolutely in love with who you are.
Thanks for the memories!
Achieved 10 miles for our 10 months.
Love you
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Ran 5 miles today with you
Turned our business Into a C-Corp today...
Dreaming about building our micro home ❤️
First time
I am materializing the things I want with someone I want to be with. That’s fucking new
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