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i've been had: i am a creature now

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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your valentine this year is low poly chinchilla. ok?

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i mean yeah my thighs are dummy thicc but my brains are too

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found this cute little guy in recipes.

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oml these used to annoy me sm i’m glad someone finally has a way to bypass it

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

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PLEASE. It is turkey day, not snow day.

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

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The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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nope 😎

you’re telling me that you didn’t have a greek mythology phase? what are you, straight?

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This needs to  be a NaNoWriMo

Old, boring places to get your vampire hunters from:

The Police

The Church (which one? take your pick)

The Army

The Secret Service

New, fresh places to get your vampire hunters from:

Hospitals. Only so many emergency blood transfusions you can give people before some of the doctors start catching on and get pissed off

Blood banks. Only so many blood bags can go missing before some of the staff starts catching on and gets pissed off

The tax inspection agency. Either you’re supposed to be dead but still paying taxes or you’re still around and not paying taxes. Either way they will find you. Also: death and taxes~

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Reblog if you’re the gay sister

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oml, these right wing sjw’s have gone too far 🙄🙄🙄

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TOUCHING. CARD. BOARD. It pains my soul to even have to handle it. Touching it is like-- I don’t even know how to describe it, but it makes me feel like my hands are turtles that want to retreat infinitely into their shells.

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

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“You don’t need to plant a tree to regenerate a forest,” Fleischman tells The Verge. Forests can heal on their own if they’re allowed to, he says, and these forests end up being more resilient and more helpful in the climate fight than newly planted plots of trees. He argues that the best way to ensure there are enough trees standing to trap the carbon dioxide heating up the planet is to secure the political rights of people who depend on forests — primarily indigenous peoples whose lands are frequently encroached upon by industry and governments.

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This needs more notes.

Hera/Hades/Hestia/Hephaestus

4h not bad

Hera: opinion on feminism

I like femenism a lot but I feel like some femenists use it as an excuse to hurt others and I dislike how exclusionary it can get for certain groups. Like we’re for equal rights but why not trans/black/ect… 

Hades: do you believe in life after death?

I do believe in a life after death (i’m catholic so i believe in heaven and hell)

Hestia: describe your ideal house

My ideal house is a victorian type home with rococo furniture and fucking forest for a back yard. 

Hephaestus: do you think disability can ruin a relationship?

I think inabiltiy to accept and acknowledge your partner’s disability can ruin a relationship

I also think that having a hero complex because of your partner’s disability and loving them can ruin a relationship

Basically. If you can’t handle a disability whether physical or mental in your partner. Don’t date them. You aren’t worth their time and you aren’t doing the world some favor by loving them. 

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