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My new favorite quote lol

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@markiplier 

cursed, thanks @markiplitessepticeyes

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leggies

reblog if you agree

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x

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this will never not be funny to me

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In case no one’s seen this yet! XD

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Let’s take a moment and watch Amy giving Mark cookies and milk. Seriously, guys, that’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!

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This might be a bit easier to watch than a link. I made THE FUNNIEST BIT OF THE GINGER BREAD HOUSE CHALLENGE into an animation. Hope you enjoy

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@therealjacksepticeye Here’s a howling beagle puppet Sean

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This was all I could think of at first when we cut to Will tied to the chair

Wilford, blindfolded and tied to a chair, surrounded by knives and guns held towards him

Will: Hello?!

Will: …

*smiles slowly*

Will: Hold on, is this a Febreze commercial-

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So that new @markiplier video huh

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Mother fuckin-

BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER SLEEPING WITH MARK WIFE MOTHER FUCKER

“WHO SLEPT WITH WHO-”

Y O U H O E

YOU’RE “WHO SLEPT WITH WHO” HOE

YOU THAT HOE

H 👏 O 👏N 👏E 👏 Y

YOU THAT :

HOME WREAKING

FAKE PINK AFRO WEARING

FIRING DICK  SHOTS INTO ANOTHER MANS WIFE CAUSE HER HAIR LOOKED PRETTY

MUSTACHE TWIRLING, FUCKING EVERYONE YOU MEET IN MORE WAY THAN ONE

HOE

MISS ME WITH THAT

~°•*TIME LINE SHIT*•° ~

YOU ALWAYS BE BEING

THAT HOE

THAT MOTHER FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

M

Y

G

O

D

Ask me if I’m mad

Bitch yes I am.

LIKE!!!

YOU REAL?

U good?

YOU REAL RIGHT NOW?

YOU GOT THE TEA ON HUNTY?

U READY TO DRINK WHAT UR SERVIN’?

I DON’T THINK S O O O O O O O

OH

MY

LORD!!!

DID YOU GET THAT WIFE PUSS WITH ALL THAT “BIGGER PICTURE” TALK HONEY????

HMMMMMMMMMM???

I THINK FUCKING NOT!!!

(I know y'all gonna be like “bigger picture!!!!” but god damn Willford, I love honey but you that hoe tho, at least own it)

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Wilford “Soft” Warfstache 

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and just for tonight…why don’t we have a little fun?

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mark’s river dolphin call is… majestic??