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there is no 'base accent' so like all of this is entirely subjective tbc, just based on what people around you say and how you think you sound

pick whichever language you want to answer in if you're multi-lingual

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Alastor's staff (part 1) || Charlie's toys AU

|Part 1| - |Part 2 (you're here)| - |Part 3 (soon)|

Insert a song here. I'm telling you this AU is a musical except i'm no micisian jfhdjdkvgdff I tried to write at least lyrics for the somg but it all sounded like cringe. Just imagine it in your head okay (If someone one day write and sing full ass song i'll die the happiest human being in the world)

Bonus: Alastor dying from cringe

This part for some reason was SO HARD TO FINISH??? I was cringing with Alastor fbhkjhkdhfgjkgd

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so, today we, russian queers, may become "extremists" by decision of russian supreme court and thus our existence will be silenced and erased. any queer activism will be impossible for us. I don't know what to do anymore. I was heartbroken when they passed the laws about "gay propaganda" and transgender people, now I'm just numb. I don't want to escape. I just want to live safely in my own country.

please hear us.

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WHAT A DREAM

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The nazis that you see in movies are as much a historical fantasy as vikings with horned helmets and samurai cutting people in half.

The nazis were not some vague evil that wanted to hurt people for the sake of hurting them. They had specific goals which furthered a far right agenda, and they wanted to do harm to very specific groups, (largely slavs, jews, Romani, queer people, communists/leftists, and disabled people.)

The nazis didn't use soldiers in creepy gas masks as their main imagery that they sold to the german people, they used blond haired blue eyed families. Nor did they stand up on podiums saying that would wage an endless and brutal war, they gave speeches about protecting white Christian society from degenerates just like how conservatives do today.

Nazis weren't atheists or pagans. They were deeply Christian and Christianity was part of their ideology just like it is for modern conservatives. They spoke at lengths about defending their Christian nation from godless leftism. The ones who hated the catholic church hated it for protestant reasons. Nazi occultism was fringe within the party and never expected to become mainstream, and those occultists were still Christian, none of them ever claimed to be Satanists or Asatru.

Nazis were also not queer or disabled. They killed those groups, before they had a chance to kill almost anyone else actually. Despite the amount of disabled nazis or queer/queer coded nazis you'll see in movies and on TV, in reality they were very cishet and very able bodied. There was one high ranking nazi early on who was gay and the other nazis killed him for that. Saying the nazis were gay or disabled makes about as much sense as saying they were Jewish.

The nazis weren't mentally ill. As previously mentioned they hated disabled people, and this unquestionably included anyone neurodivergent. When the surviving nazi war criminals were given psychological tests after the war, they were shown to be some of the most neurotypical people out there.

The nazis weren't socialists. Full stop. They hated socialists. They got elected on hating socialists. They killed socialists. Hating all forms of lefitsm was a big part of their ideology, and especially a big part of how they sold themselves.

The nazis were not the supervillians you see on screen, not because they didn't do horrible things in real life, they most certainly did, but because they weren't that vague apolitical evil that exists for white American action heros to fight. They did horrible things because they had a right wing authoritarian political ideology, an ideology that is fundamentally the same as what most of the modern right wing believes.

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Something I've been a little curious about, is that is Alastor was late 30s in 1933, then he would've fought/been drafted into the Great War, right?

Sooo imagine Alastor having some shellshock follow him into hell, idk what that would really look like but I thought it was interesting...

in my hc he had his leg injured there

In life he used to walk with a cane, but later he learned to endure the pain and mostly used his cane to beat the shit out of people

His leg is still in pain but he is really good at ignoring it

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Something I've been a little curious about, is that is Alastor was late 30s in 1933, then he would've fought/been drafted into the Great War, right?

Sooo imagine Alastor having some shellshock follow him into hell, idk what that would really look like but I thought it was interesting...

in my hc he had his leg injured there

In life he used to walk with a cane, but later he learned to endure the pain and mostly used his cane to beat the shit out of people

His leg is still in pain but he is really good at ignoring it

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some of my radioapple Royal AU art ive been doing and havent posted here ahahha

My patreon if you want to see my spicy stuff meheh

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Ooooh apparently it starts tonight so here's some important advice for people watching Eurovision this week!!

1.) Don't.

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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez

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A visit with Rosie!

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hi, I see you repost of cora teasing law with tickles, and, I’m started to think, how gonna react Bepo, sachi, and penguin when cora do it this in front of them?

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Law will get his revenge one day.

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*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

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They will destroy nature and call it saving the planet.