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Wood & Glass Lamp by Shawn Michael Lucas

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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I cast vicious mockery! *eh hem* ohh look at youuu, scrolling on tumblr!! ohhh, is that fan art from your favorite showwww??? Yeah like it go on you looooosssserrrrrr >:3

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pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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I understand gacha games want their characters to look expensive so they put more fucking accessories on them but oh my god. this has to stop. something has to give. these anime characters by bodyweight are 95 percent superfluous accesories.

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how to hold your murderquin!

[based off of this, ofc]

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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

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t shirt that says “i always just say “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning then batman would be pregnant”

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k but if u haven’t seen the guy ritchie sherlock films u don’t get it but they fully wrote holmes as in love w watson. like undeniably in love. In the first ten mins holmes refuses to take a Single case for three months bc watson won’t go with him. he locks himself in his room for two straight weeks, drugs the dog, and shoots the wall for attention bc watson is moving out. he says the world outside his room has nothing to offer until watson asks him to go to dinner & immediately agrees. he humiliates mary bc he’s jealous she can marry watson and he can’t. he goes to a fight club to Feel Something bc he knows john is slipping away from him. there’s never any “oh well just bros being bros” the whole tone towards it is just “ofc he’s in love w watson that’s one of his defining character traits”

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I woke up with a fake infomercial playing in my dreams and the tagline was just

Photosynthesis— You need this.

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commissions for @sevi007 

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"how did cas know about the deancave but sam didn't?" bitch do you think all that furniture brought itself in? cas was out there hauling it in, a solid wood bookshelf under one arm, a foosball table under the other, meanwhile dean was in there like, ok my empty liquor bottle collection will go here, a zeppelin poster will go hereee

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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Stop waking the volcano god to ask for divinations