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“....You’re going undercover as a....stripper?”
carries a pizza box in one hand wearing a skimpy pizza man out for with booty shorts. "Welcome to domiHOES."
“Why are you like this”
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“...And you did this for-?”
Chloe came by, placing a quick kiss on his forehead before beaming a big, bright smile. "Don't look in the pool."
“...Darling. My dear. My shining light.....What's in the pool”
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Chloe came by, placing a quick kiss on his forehead before beaming a big, bright smile. "Don't look in the pool."
“...Darling. My dear. My shining light.....What's in the pool”
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carries a pizza box in one hand wearing a skimpy pizza man out for with booty shorts. "Welcome to domiHOES."
“Why are you like this”
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“Often times I am asked what inspires me. It’s me. Myself. I am an inspiration”
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"I don't need your freaky androids babysitting me!"
“Maybe you should have better self-preservation and prove that you don’t need to be babysat in the first place?”
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“...Equally desirable”
captain-thiccc
What soft dad did you know??
“….A certain lieutenant”
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“Soft dads. Rough dads. Some might interpret it as some unresolved father figure issues...I prefer to see it as a coincidence and nothing more”
captain-thiccc
What soft dad did you know??
“….A certain lieutenant”
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Collaboration with merriru. First, but certainly not last time. :)
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Now gentlemen, we’re not gonna sit here and pretend there’s not a big ass elephant in the room.
Thank you @chichikk for that text post LMFAO
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it’s been decades since I’ve done any DBH fanart (/-\)
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captain-thiccc
What soft dad did you know??
“....A certain lieutenant”
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Gavin: >:/
“Don’t look so put out dear. Chloe may be technical perfection but that doesn’t eliminate your charm”
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What's your ideal girlfriend or boyfriend?
“Idealism is an unattainable goal, but Chloe is the closest I have come to perfecting my ideal desires”
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👀 Do you miss your soft dad beard?
“...I have no idea who you would be referring too.
Oh. You meant my facial hair. No.
I prefer a smoother visage”
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