Vae/Vaer or She/Her | Demifemme/Gxrl | Mage of Heart | I like raccoons | ~33ish | One of the writers and artists on Returned:Null | I like to make bad posts and i reblog things that make me laugh | trans and queer and full of system | i still don't know how tumblr works please be gentle,,
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im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies
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ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE
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I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.
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when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever
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He's gonna get mad when he wakes up
In the meantime ✨Sticker Time✨
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i am going to say im eepy tired and you cannot stop me
#try it#you cant#i am too powerful#i am raccoon god#and raccoon pope#also raccoon lawyer#and raccoon computer programmer
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