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1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

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if the hardcore band's bassist looks like this you are about to die in that pit

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Okay okay I wanna play

Spin the wheel for a Shakespeare character!

Reblog for sample size, etc. Would love to hear what you got + reasoning in the tags!

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You can't opt out. Choose one and suffer.

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its so fucking crazyyyyyy you can just become a girllllllll you can just do ittttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores

It goes like this…..

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My car: *low gas light on*

Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow

Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying

Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.

****LATER THIS EVENING:****

My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*

Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea

Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever

Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is

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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.

But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?

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You helped me realize I don't just wanna suck my girlfriend's fat tits, but I also want tits of my own for her to suck. Thank you.

hell yea sister

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whenever i go to the grocery store i try to always line up at the goth girl cashier's counter. don't let this minimum wage job ruin your sparkle queen

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you dont need an app. im right here my ask box is open

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Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

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What's the Bird?

Location: Colorado

Date: August

We ask that discussion under questions be limited to how you came to your conclusion, not what your conclusion was.

Happy Birding!

Keep the game alive! Submit a bird HERE

Bird-198 graciously submitted by @birdlord5000

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Some of my favourite Navigator Akechi lines:

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i want a tsukasa desktop pet that does absolutely nothing at all except at random intervals without warning this beast will walk across your screen. bonus points if you can swat it like a fly.

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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

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I like boobs!