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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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wdym u don't want to hire the burnt out tranny that doesn't wanna work

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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when i had brain surgery last month i asked if they could take a picture of my brain for me. they brought my phone into surgery with them and the nurse took several videos and gave me a sticker. now i just have videos of my brain like pulsating with my heart beating on my phone and everyday i’m like.,. i could just post it… anyway here’s the sticker they gave me

jealous as fuck. not of the brain surgery i hope you're alright, but i have never wanted to be in a club so bad.

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.

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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

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I know that Nintendo gets a lot of hate, but honestly, I think they should be hated even more.

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case