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Watch: He then admits that what he’s worried about isn’t currently a problem.

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this is the funniest thing harry ever said

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England in the 1800s

This land is my land And so is this land This is all my land And you get no land

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Thor. You’re bothering me.

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my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

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Superhero: I don’t kill people.

Superhero:*throws bad guy through a 10 story window*

Me:

Originally posted by falloutbass

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The Nightly Show, May 9, 2016

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why did i have to look at this

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“……… You’re weird, but I like you.”

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

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As much as I appreciate the Doctor Who board, I can say without a doubt that the Doctor pretty much a “wing it”, “vague to-do list”, and “unaware of time misuse” kinda guy.

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