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Send 🐾 to boop my muse!

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The grand illusion's faded...

THE HUNTER SNARES ITS PREY.

(please do not reblog if you're not an rp blog. thank you!)

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youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

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" 𝐍𝐨, 𝐧𝐨… that must be gibberish? I'm talkin' about wulluw. "

"...don't you mean uwuuuwu?"

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NO...! You're supposed to be DEAD!!!

" 𝐌𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬… greatly exaggerated. "

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𝐇𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧– keep petting him! " Because… because girls hold hands. "

Viktor tilts his head. "When girls..?" Nope he's still confused on this.

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the only wine xavier drinks

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" Yeah… women… "

"...Wulluw?"

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" Yeah, you mean wulluw! "

‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ "Ohhh, you mean W.L.W. women loving women. Also known as Lesbianism."

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𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐦, and completely loses his train of thought. " When… when girls…! "

"Hi puppy, what's a wulluw?" The child of death asks as he pets the strange yellow creature.

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" 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐲– 𝐰𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐰! You know like… when women kiss and hold hands and stuff? That thing... I support that! "

‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ "Pardon? You're wooly?"

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𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 and paws at your pant leg. " …I'm wulluw. "

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HE HAS RISEN.

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shout out to my nsfw blog @aiirn ! we stay cringe over there

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I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.

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" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭. " The blond gives his cheek a kiss, then leans back on the couch. " Aside from the fact you're a literal programmer– let's rephrase your wording a bit… You give the people the gift of an early death! Isn't that better? "

"  oh  ,  come  on  !   i  only  said  it's  not  my  fault  my  love  language  is  gift  -  giving  and  the  only  thing  i  know  how  to  do  is  kill  people  !   what's  the  deal  with  that  ,  huh  ?   also  -  what  the  FUCK  did  you  just  call  me  !  ?  "