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Forecastle : Fo’c’s’le :: Great Scott :: G’’’ Scott

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Hlelo! : Hello! :: Why, this forum is full of community posts! : Why, this forum is full of communists!

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Meet Up : Street Map :: Mess Up : Stress Map

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Codeine : Ideation :: Concubine : Incubation

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Hong Kong : King Kong :: Jem and the Holograms : Jem and the Kilograms

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Jumping the gun : The race hasn’t begun yet :: Jumping the shark : The race hasn’t beshark yet

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Soccer : Smells like Sweat Socks : Prancer : Smells like Sweat Pranks

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Senatorial : Secession :: Gubernatorial : Gubercession

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So : I hear you're a fan :: Sodom : I hear you're a fandom

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Candor : Taking candy from a baby :: Realtor : Taking realty from a baby

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Humorous : Paul Revere :: Humongous : Paul Revenge

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That moth who lives in your pantry : Pantrysmoth :: That tick who lives in your yard : Yardstick :: That ant who lives in your sweet pea : Sweet peasant

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Overweight : Wnine :: Undertow : Oen

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Nokia : Sauté with daikon radish :: Samsung : Sauté with dgnusmas radish

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Epic : Pics or it didn’t happen :: Emotion : Motions or it didn’t happen

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Nome : Metropolis :: Metronome : Metrometropolis

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Scabrous : Covered in scabs :: Nitrous : Covered in nits :: Onerous : Covered in ones