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this is actually request 88 but i know you guys liked it last time so i wanted to show you... more parent moshang to baby song lan... the request was for sqh (or mbj) doing fatherly things with song lan, and i initially thought of the baseball joke but then wanted to get a little more tender, so... ice fishing and napping were added!

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moshang "undercover spies pretending to be married" au

they've worked for the same organisation for years, but only ever did one job together where sqh saved mbj's life. since then mbj has kept tabs on sqh's missions while sqh has been avoiding working too closely with mbj, fearing that haughty "i don't need help from anybody" spy hates gin for saving him

and now, they have to pretend to be a newly married couple moving into a white picket fence neighborhood to infiltrate whatever plot is going on there.

since mbj isn't great at socialising they give his fake identity a job in IT where he works from home and hide away in his office, while sqh who is much better at pretending to be a nice, sociable person gets the house husband role so he can mingle with the housewives on their street

at first sqh still tries to avoid spending much time with mbj but then at a neighborhood bbq his "ally" neighbor is all "you're newlyweds, go make out! we're a progressive neighborhood, most of us aren't even homophobic!" and so he has no excuse. This results in sqh sitting on mbj's lap, feeding him different things from his plate.

of course their target invites them to a dinner party and they nearly get caught snooping so they have to make out to avoid suspicion

sqh at some point leaves mbj alone with the housewives who give him all sorts of ideas. of COURSE men can wear lingerie, Mr Mo you should absolutely come shopping with us and surprise your husband by wearing something sexy to bed!!! winkwonk

the night mbj decides to finally seduce sqh is when they get busted. mbj fighting and saving sqh while he's wearing only pretty lace. you're welcome for that mental image.

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A very lazy sketch of jason being protective over his father. Aka cockblocking.

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Morning warmup 🐈‍⬛

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Rasen Sokou no Dystopia

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Ane Yome Quartet

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Daily drawing 12 june 2025

Iron Man, Mark VI

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Coyote finds old dog toy, acts like a puppy A photographer spotted a coyote as it trotted into her yard and explored a toy left in the snow. What she managed to capture on camera is the beauty of play.

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kissing rib

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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mobei jun is unwrapping his present:3

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Mobei Jun doesn’t know where the creatures came from but they are living his dream

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courtship guide

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For @sabrecmc, from chapter 5 of Celestial Navigation. I adore the fic and I’m useless at commenting so……… fanart (yay!) This scene is so fantastically awkward, amid a sea of awkward moments, and I love it so much. Thank you, sabrecmc, for writing and sharing this wonderful story.

This work is also posted on AO3 and Imzy.

Naturally, he’d managed to nick a couple spots on his face, but he pulled off small dots of toilet paper and stuck them to the drops of blood that welled up. The ‘naturally’ part of that was mentally added when he pulled open the bathroom door and found Steve standing there with one fisted hand raised mid-knocking motion.

– sabrecmc, Celestial Navigation

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courtship guide

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Date Night. nsfw version on my bsky.

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The Scarlet Cuff

“Dear diary, forget it”

for context: those red cuffs are used against highly dangerous criminals going to Azkaban. Once deployed, it automatically alerts backup…