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the slurperrrr

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your coworker beef inspires me. how do i be a bitch to my coworker who treats me like im fucking stupid all the time

don't be a flat-out bitch. the best thing to do in my experience is be obnoxiously polite to the point where it's obvious that you can't stand them.

people can bring their foul energy and shitty home life to the workplace but they can't complain to management about a coworker "being polite" so they'll probably either change the way they talk to you or seethe in silence.

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After a lot of discussion and consulting with tumblr users I've decided to release my sugar gliders... they truly need to explore and learn to be self-sufficient in the Virginia woodlands

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lady at the tanning salon asked if I was "just waiting on someone" and I'm like... yes but ouch

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Whatever happened to Sean Cody do they still make films

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the divine task of the ethical sugar glider owner is to provide cute vids to the masses while emphasizing that 99% of people should never own one

It feels sort of hypocritical because who am I to tell people what they can and can't do when I'm not a vet or zoologist.

I just dont want people to get them and feel bad about having to rehome them when they get burnt out on how much time/space/work is required, and I don't want gliders getting neglected because someone with no experience decided to adopt them on a whim.

If you're up for a challenge they are soooo fun and cute

My gliders are the community's gliders so if someone wants to tell people you have sugar gliders they can (for a modest fee)

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your music recs r immortal... thank u for posting songs u like. been wanting to get into stuff like cobrah and bbykocaine for a while but dont rlly know what the genre is called and didn't know any artists to branch out from. now i do :D

yayyyyy so glad I could help you find some hoe tunes to jam to

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one big pouch full of bad bitches

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@pinniepon I think about your fucked up beautiful frog every day

My stupid ugly frog. He wishes he could be Tina

your frog is NOT stupid and is very striking looking in its own unique way <3 tbh it looks like tina if she got pickled

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the first few weeks of owning sugar gliders was the rockiest my relationship has ever been because I didn't tell him that I got them or how much they were, then I lied and said I only got one until the day they arrived.

My justification was i pay the bills so I buy the squirrels but that's not how a partnership works. So if you ever want to point fingers at my man just know I'm not that #innocent

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when the sugar gliders are sleeping in separate pouches I know one of them said some shit like "do you ever think about your ex?"

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spongebob obama: let me be square

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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sugar gliders love fentanyl it helps them glide smoother

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I was viciously attacked this morning August 9th 2025

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oh my god this whole time i thought the whole sugar glider thing was just a long running joke

LMFAO what... I post pictures/videos of them almost every day 😭

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I love focusing on the negative it's the only way I can get off