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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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the things the tumblr algorithm starts doing at you when you’re a kink blog is truly remarkable. muttcunt might be in your orbit. you might like mommys-lil-usb-cable. you might know dirtfaggot. do you want to message dirtfaggot?

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thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

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look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

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“hi mom, guess what!” at the first gay pride rally in philadelphia, in june of 1972.

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how madge is gonna look by the end of the tournament

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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

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something i put on my story for no reason other than the line about trying to kiss a boy in 1997 elicited something inside of me that made me feel crazy

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was thinking about bear/bare

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arts and crafts time w/ the free bumper stickers i got

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images of foxes with things in their mouths...

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Im sorry but polyamory is the only natural way a relationship can work, a princess needs both a knight and a maid depriving her of one or the other is a fate far worse than even hell could conjure

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I just want to get dicked down again =/