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teawiththeoctopus asked akiradyingalonewithbadjokes: 2013-01-13 13:07
I just remebered I followed this blog omfg
(shame that i stopped getting any good jokes this was literally the funnest blog to run
congrats to the good few hundred who are still following/forgot to unfollow)
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by far the worst joke i've ever received
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((If anybody needs me from here on out, I'll be over on my real Akira roleplay blog, which actually has been kind of recently dead too because everyone's been leaving and the tsuritama RP community is dead therefore there is no one to roleplay with hey some of you all should come play with us too it's so boring bUT yes <3 thank you for this much until now!))
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bby ur back
(actlly just the opposite that happens too often for no reason and it's annoying so probs delete tonight or someth gomen. haven't been getting anything anyways)
#george-ace#i'd only really stay if i was like begged to and pleaded by thousands gomen i'm not patient enough for this blog
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(Why does everything i reblog from myself post here that's stupid.
i want to delete this but i might just hoard the url for fun. But yes, this blog is for the most part, inactive now, so do as you will! was fun while it lasted xoxo
until the next tsuritama joke comes along!)
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((why does that keep happening
tho i might as well delete this since inactive huh))
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omg i was sitting next to some guy today, and he turns to an asian girl to his right and says “were you affected by the radiation in japan?” and then it got really quiet then after a minute he added “because you are just glowing”
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Anonymous asked akiradyingalonewithbadjokes: 2012-08-20 17:18
If you're horny, can I suck your duck?
Don't go anywhere near Tapioca.
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hovahkiin asked akiradyingalonewithbadjokes: 2012-08-18 17:26
let me tell you a joke: 50 shades of grey
I don't understand why this is a joke
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((I don't have anything to answer right now either, though. But they're a lot more amusing than I am by far so pls.))
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stupogo asked akiradyingalonewithbadjokes: 2012-08-14 13:34
do u know what game u can never win, duck duck goose because u will always be a duck

I hate my job.
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unusualhair asked akiradyingalonewithbadjokes: 2012-08-14 13:04 You're a weird Indian guy that disapproves jokes. You know what? You should play DUCK, DUCK, Goose!
I'm not just a weird Indian gu--uuaI am sick and tired of you aliens.
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You're pushing it.
Just stay away. I'm well aware of your intentions.
Hello, Tsuritama fandom
Does anybody wish to send me bad pick-up lines~?
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If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding cowering under a rock hijacking Haru's spaceship changing my identity sudoku someplace far away.
Far, far, far away. Don't bother looking.
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This can only go horribly.
Hello, Tsuritama fandom
Does anybody wish to send me bad pick-up lines~?
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crackpotcomics asked akiradyingalonewithbadjokes: 2012-08-10 15:59
Three men are on a boat. They all have cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke? They throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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YOU’RE IT! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful people/blogs who you think deserve this message! Keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful like you! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧

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