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[text]:Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

It was the old Cheez Its gambit all over again. As Jaime babysat his young niece, and for once it actually was his niece, he held his messenger bag close to his hip to keep any unnecessary sloshing sounds from escaping it. As they queued to march up the stairs to their seats for the ballgame, he took a cursory inventory of the girl he’d been made to mind for the afternoon. She had inherited her looks from Robert’s side of the family that much was certain, but there was something distinctly Lannister in her expression. Shuffling forward, he put a hand out in a gesture that suggested he might have something to say, but let it fall a moment later. What the fuck was he supposed to do? Play the good ole uncle Jaime? Smile and say, ‘Well, I hope you come down with a debilitating and ideally fatal disease, that way your bastard half brothers and sister can inherit without a fuss’? No? So familial matters were out.There wasn’t even anything to buy her silence with yet…Jaime let out a quiet sigh, his face disguising none of his misery. He glanced at the Cheez Its box in his satchel and nudged Lana’s arm with it. Inside, plain as day, was a handle of whiskey. “Your mother’s old trick. And uncle’s. And other uncle’s,” he said beneath his breath. Fuck, their family was a mess. “We’ll make a bet to keep things interesting. If the first pitch makes it over home base, I take a drink. If it doesn’t, you take a drink.” Then I take a drink anyway, Jaime thought.

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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Dying rp Starters

"Stay with me. Come on, just a little longer."

"You're gonna be fine, okay? You... You'll be fine."

"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."

"Shush, just concentrate on staying awake, okay? Don't sleep."

"Oh my god... Don't give up! You can't give up!"

"You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to..."

"Where did they shoot you!? Where did they sh-- Oh... Oh, god... Oh please no..."

"The doctor explained everything to me... I... I can't just let you go like this. I need you."

"Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive."

"There's nothing they can do. I-- I'm so sorry."

"No. They're wrong. They're wrong, okay? You're not gonna die."

"Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live."

"Don't die... Don't die on me. Please..."

"Listen to my voice, okay? I need you to stay with me. I'm bringing you to the hospital."

"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..."

"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. Just... Just live through this too."

"I'm so sorry I let this happen to you."

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'cause I always say “I love you,” when I mean “turn out the light,” and I say “let’s run away,” when I just mean “stay the night,” but the words you want to hear you will never hear from me I’ll never say “happy anniversary,” never stay to say “happy anniversary,” so I think I need a new heart

the magnetic fields | i think i need a new heart

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F L A S H G I V E A W A Y !

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Gif meme: littlesansabird asked: Brienne of Tarth + 9 (my emotions)

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It is okay for your character to be irrational

It is okay for your character to seem stupid and make mistakes that are just as stupid

it is okay for your character to misunderstand

It is okay for your character to get angry, sad, or anything over something—even if it is simple.  

It is okay for a character to act out/lash out over something

It is okay for your character to be sensitive

It is perfectly fine because they are people. That is what people do.

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When your RP partner is really QUALITY and you're just like ...

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Fight Club Sentence Meme

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?

I don’t want to die without any scars.

I’m a toxic waste byproduct of God’s creation.

If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?

If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t.

It’s not love or anything, but I think I like you.

It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.

Losing all hope was freedom.

Maybe self-improvement isn’t the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

The amazing miracle of death: when one second you’re walking and talking, and the next second you’re an object.

The things you own end up owning you.

There are a lot of things we don’t want to know about the people we love.

There are bodies buried everywhere, you just have to know where to look.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

Which is worse: Hell or nothing?

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

You can’t teach God anything.

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation.

You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

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Your muse finds my muse curled up on the bed, crying. Send me  a number between 1-35 and I will generate a response. You can send ‘Hush’ for a a randomized response.

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The 7th gif in your folder is how your muse would act during a funeral.

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Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

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Recommended Reading List for RPers and Writers

It’s an old truism that in order to be a great writer, you need to be a voracious reader. Here is a list of books that have helped me to write my characters.

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea, The Short Stories, Selected Letters (especially good because they contain advice on how to write.) 

Haruki Murakami: After Dark, Sputnik Sweetheart, Dance, Dance, Dance. 

Ovid: The Metamorphosis

Henry James: The Wings of the Dove

Virginia Woolf: The Years

William Styron: Sophie’s Choice

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Bernard Malamud: The Complete Stories (especially, “A Silver Crown” and “Idiots First.”)

Willa Cather: My Antonia

George R. R. Martin: A Song of Ice and Fire, Books 1-5. 

J. R. R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Book of Lost Tales

William Saroyan: My Name is Aram, The Human Comedy

Alfred, Lord Tennyson: Idylls of the King

Sir Thomas Malory: Le Morte d’Arthur

Wolfram von Eschenbach: Parzival

Nikos Kazantzakis: Zorba the Greek

J. K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

Robert Frost: Collected Poems

Philip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint

Isaac Bashevis Singer: Shosha

Yukio Mishima: Runaway Horses, The Sound of Waves

Pearl S. Buck: The Good Earth

Baldassare Castiglione: The Book of the Courtier

Thomas More: Utopia

Adrienne Rich: Atlas of the Difficult World

Michael Cunningham: The Hours

Frances Hodgson Burnett: Little Lord Fauntleroy

The Nibelungenlied and Kriemhild’s Revenge

The Volsunga Saga

The Kalevala

Mikhail Lermontov: A Hero of Our Time, Poems

Lord Byron: Don Juan, Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage

Alexander Pushkin: Ruslan and Lyudmila, The Gypsies, Eugene Onegin, The Bronze Horseman

Anton Chekhov: Short Stories (esp. “The Black Monk,” “The Woman with the Lapdog,” “Rothschild’s Violin.”), Uncle Vanya, The Three Sisters. 

Richard Wright: Black Boy

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Diamond as Big as the Ritz, The Great Gatsby, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. 

Thomas Mann: The Magic Mountain 

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment, The Brothers Karamazov, The Idiot, The Crocodile. 

Elizabeth Barrett Browning: Sonnets from the Portuguese

Robert Browning: Poetry (especially “My Last Duchess” and “Soliloquy of the Spanish Cloister). 

Jon Didion: The Year of Magical Thinking, Blue Nights.

Edgar Allan Poe: Poems (esp. “Annabelle Leigh” and “The Raven”), Tales. 

The Song of Songs

Emile Zola: L’ Assommoir

Stieg Larsson: Millennium Trilogy (aka “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” 

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when your main rp partner is perfection and you’re a mere peasant.

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Arianne Martell Appreciation Week  day 2; favorite quote "That, and my birthright. I want Sunspear. and my father’s seat. I want Dome. I want justice.”