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claire’s

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Perfect fit

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“...eat my paycheck to paycheck ass, ‘the economy’...”

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so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

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huh it is weird how purple is so often used in video games for stuff like corruption or dark magic or whatever

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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*

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This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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THE MUPPETS' WIZARD OF OZ (2005)

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A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.

The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.

Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I kill you

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broke: people making jokes about Dongbeititan and Nigersaurus because their names sound inappropriate in English

woke: people making jokes about Brachytrachelopan because it's hilarious looking. it's a short-necked sauropod. it's a longneck minus the long neck

bespoke: Maip Macrothorax

MACRO. THORAX. (big chest)

<art credit Serpenillus>

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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible