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unbelievably funny that when the seven hit their junior year (after, like, a hell of a lot of shenanigans to all remain in school together despite being different ages) arthur aguefort was like "oh you guys want to stick together? yeah i'll tell you about the mystical ged and stop time to take you to my super secret library and yes i'm going to be weird and cryptic about it all because i'm arthur aguefort, like, duh, but i am still ultimately helping you and i think you're soooo cool i'm so proud of you all [sheds a tear]". and with the bad kids he's like "yeah yeah i know you 'saved the world' but you need to get your grades up or i'll expel you. lol."

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The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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Let's be real, people love Phantom because he's a young skinny dude and he plays on the sexiness like the others. Aether was a bigger guy and brought the funnies and the Ghost fandom is not interested in that as a whole. They're just interested how fuckable someone is. A reason why the Ghoulettes don't get nearly as much attention either

posting these with #controversial opinions so feel free to mute the tag if you don't care to follow along

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please elaborate on rm's playing. I just like hearing (reading) you talk about music and stuff 😌

i was suppossed to be writing an essay on hamlet but i guess im writing an essay on randy lmao

randy is the type of guy who was raised with music, probably got his first guitar at like 8 yo tops and since the very beginning he knew what he wanted to do. boi knew he wanted to be a rockstar and he knew he was going to do it. he's achieving one dream after the other and i wanna cry (/pos) for him. all his life he's been playing and practicing for skill, meanwhile i see chris as a player who's just...vibing. he's been vibing for long enough that he's doing good as a rhythm guitarist, but he's not exceptional. randy is SO skilled, like he's got all the techniques down *chef's kiss*. he's the type of a player that will play anything, just because he has the set of skills for absolutely anything. im not saying he's a god, of course not, but considering he's age, he easily has the potential to be one of the best known guitarists of this damn generation. im not even kidding. also if per were to ever leave, randy is the only acceptable replacement on lead

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Apologies, but I’m obsessed with Mad Gallica’s newest photo shoot

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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

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OH also hot SPICEY take, bc im feeling brave: i dont like when ppl give dew a moustache (this is literally personal preference but i feel itd be fun to yell about lmao)

OOP gonna run away now 🏃‍♀️

crow… I gasped.

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Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌

this would require me to have a favorite playlist rn like i haven't just been listening to albums on repeat for months oh no uhhh spotify has an On Repeat thing lets do that

The Parting by Katatonia

H.E.A.V.Y. by Bird Control

Meet Me by Alkaline Trio

Negative Witness by Cos Sylvan

Versions of You by Alkaline Trio

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Sharing this again because yesterday was Randy's birthday! 18+ because I'm old. We have a Lil Guy sticker and emoji lol

update we have a lot of dumb emojis now lol

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Okay just one video, of him slutting it up.

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Can we PLEASE stop saying Sodo when we mean Dew???

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Phantom innit

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Official Birthday Bug Post™

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🦇Happy Birthday Randy Moore!🦇