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This is basically the plot of God Emperor of Dune

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Every interaction between Waff and Taraza in Heretics of Dune

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New Jersey Miku

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The Flash is fun when his superpower was 'he can run fast', and only becomes less interesting when you learn that ACTUALLY his power is that his cells have a connection to another dimension called the Speedforce, which is made out of the platonic idea of going fast which he can then channel through his body, and sometimes there's ghosts in it.

It begs the question, do ALL metahuman powers come from a dimension made out of their basic concept? Is Captain Boomerang really good at boomerangs because he can channel boomerang energy from the boomerang zone? Does this week's zero-creativity metahuman whose power is that they can shoot CGI beams have a connection to the Beam Realm?

And then the writers really start running out of ideas and we get shit like the negative speedforce, the artificial speedforce, the stillforce, which serve only so the supporting characters can say braindead shit like 'if we channel protons through the negative speedforce and trace the anti-tachyons we can quantum entangle him with dark matter', and it all just makes you think, this show really had no business going on for 9 seasons.

Also right why doesn't the Flash ever just run up to the villain and put on meta dampening cuffs? There isn't ONE storyline in this show that couldn't be solved by just instantly doing that but noooo, he HAS to have a stilted conversation with every villain he meets and then get hit by an energy wave and thrown through glass, which he could EASILY avoid but just doesn't.

This show's been rubbish for like 6 seasons now, but I think I'll miss it when it finally ends at the end of this current season. I can't deny it does compel me to see what depths it'll reach next. It's prime head-empty television.

Now Batwoman, there was a truly noxious show.

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Every interaction between Waff and Taraza in Heretics of Dune

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The Heart of the Matter

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The Heart of the Matter

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This is a thing that happens in Children of Dune

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Problematic ace icon Leto II

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This is basically the plot of God Emperor of Dune

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Doing this on Twitch this Thursday!!

Save the date! Gonna watch some "good", "scary" "movies".

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The last two pages! Shocking revelations! EPIC action!

First 3 pages of my new comic featuring Mary, in which she plays a video game on a little game machine hee hee hoo hoo

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One final note: s/o to the worst wig I've ever seen

The Flash is fun when his superpower was 'he can run fast', and only becomes less interesting when you learn that ACTUALLY his power is that his cells have a connection to another dimension called the Speedforce, which is made out of the platonic idea of going fast which he can then channel through his body, and sometimes there's ghosts in it.

It begs the question, do ALL metahuman powers come from a dimension made out of their basic concept? Is Captain Boomerang really good at boomerangs because he can channel boomerang energy from the boomerang zone? Does this week's zero-creativity metahuman whose power is that they can shoot CGI beams have a connection to the Beam Realm?

And then the writers really start running out of ideas and we get shit like the negative speedforce, the artificial speedforce, the stillforce, which serve only so the supporting characters can say braindead shit like 'if we channel protons through the negative speedforce and trace the anti-tachyons we can quantum entangle him with dark matter', and it all just makes you think, this show really had no business going on for 9 seasons.

Also right why doesn't the Flash ever just run up to the villain and put on meta dampening cuffs? There isn't ONE storyline in this show that couldn't be solved by just instantly doing that but noooo, he HAS to have a stilted conversation with every villain he meets and then get hit by an energy wave and thrown through glass, which he could EASILY avoid but just doesn't.

This show's been rubbish for like 6 seasons now, but I think I'll miss it when it finally ends at the end of this current season. I can't deny it does compel me to see what depths it'll reach next. It's prime head-empty television.

Now Batwoman, there was a truly noxious show.

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This is the poster for every American Conservative Faith Drama

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First 3 pages of my new comic featuring Mary, in which she plays a video game on a little game machine hee hee hoo hoo

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Mary Checks In

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You're not allowed to post NSFW on Tumblr any more unless you're a porn bot I guess then hardcore fucking is fine don't even worry about it