alastorbyalex

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Questions You May Not Have Thought Of...

(Remember to specify character and/or verse if relevant)

Send a question for a headcanon about my muse:

What was their childhood nickname?

How often do they talk to their parents and/or other family?

What accent do they have?

Do they believe in aliens?

What's their favourite dessert?

Do they prefer cats or dogs?

If they won the lottery, what's the first thing they'd do with the money?

What topic are they most likely to know obscure facts about?

What is their most commonly used swear word?

What's their favourite book?

Are there any kinds of food that they don't like?

Can they play a musical instrument?

How many hours do they sleep on average?

Have they ever seen a ghost?

What's their favourite colour?

When was their first kiss?

What's the worst film they've ever seen?

What noise do they find the most irritating?

What's their favourite animal?

What type of car do they drive?

What is their dream holiday destination?

What was their favourite subject at school?

What is their favourite flower?

What would they like for their birthday?

What was their first word as a baby?

How do they take their tea and/or coffee?

What do they order to drink when they go to a bar?

How good are they at dancing?

What's their favourite type of breakfast cereal?

What drink do they order when they go to a bar?

What do they wear to bed?

Who is their favourite fictional character?

Did they have a childhood pet?

What did they ask for for Christmas when they were nine years old?

If they had to select a superpower to have, what would it be?

Are they good at art?

What's their favourite movie and/or TV show?

What do they smell like?

What kind of music do they listen to?

What sports do they like? Do they support any specific teams/athletes?

When they were a child, when did they want to grow up to be?

What languages do they speak?

What did they study at university/college?

Have they ever stolen anything that they didn't have to?

What side of the bed do they sleep on?

What drive/vehicle would they pick if they played Mario Kart?

Do they have a middle name?

What would they like to name their future child?

Where did they go to school?

Do they believe in love at first sight?

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This blog allows for asks of all kinds, sent with or without permission. Advertisements, spam mail, general mail, Musharna mail, Pelipper mail, fanmail... you name it!

Reblog if this is also true for your blog. By default, this excludes anon hate.

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100 Follower Event plans

Hey guys! It's the mun Alex here and wow! Thanks so much for 74 followers. I know we're still a ways away but I do think that it would be in my best interest to get started on the planning aspect of this accounts 100 follower event! I was thinking so far that I could open up an "Advice by Alastor" segment where you, my followers or anyone who happens to stumble across this post, can send in your woes, worries or anything else to see what type of advice the lovely serial killer Alastor would give. It would not always be good advice but, slam that like button and reblog button if this is something you'd be interested in. If you don't follow me already and wanna see it happen, slam that follow button too.

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Where did you live before you lived at the hotel

"I was on leave my dear. That's all you need to know."

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Send ‘M!A’ to send Magic Anons to my muse.

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How do you feel that you’re the most sexualized character in the show?

"That is simply not true my dear, simply not true."

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I dub thee king roach! ahahaHAHA

Also do you know about how vox has a body pillow of you??

"Ahahaha! I've had quite a few people tell me that dear Nifty. I suppose his fragile ego needs something to comfort his lack of ability."

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*Cursed Cat Alastor walks in*

Meow.

*Throws up a hairball*

Meow.

He's silent for a bit. It's easy to see that he's irritated. "Nifty!"

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*A pale bone thin kid is walking around the ceiling with what seems to be metal spider legs.*

"Hello alastor. Don't mind me. I'm just here for the scenery."

*he keeps walking but then backs up*

"I'm not with Vox. Or the other failed Jesters."

*he then walks away yelling*

"HOLY FUCK THATS A LOT OF FLIES."

He doesn't say anything. He is just staring at you, judging you.

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Were you homeless before you lived at the hotel

"Homeless? That is a preposterous rumor! No my dear, I was not, nor have I ever been homeless."

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hehe nice

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HI ALASTOR! Look how chonky he is

"What is that?"

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I am not dead. My interest had shifted and I just kinda fell off. I may try to revive this blog, might also make some blogs with my current interests.

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Are you minors DNI?

I limit my interactions to those who are 16 or older.

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Wow, I'm gaining quite a bit of followers and am nearly at 100. I have to start thinking of a 100 follower event. Do any of my followers have suggestions they'd like to see?

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Can you confirm this as an asexual?

- @lovey-darling

"What the fuck is this?"

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"I believe the pie isshue ish happening with many other Alastorsh. A pie was thrown at me three timesh and it sheemsh the Anonsh that are doing it have found you. I'm very sorry about thish."

- @asknerdyalastor

"Another me? There is no one that can even begin to come close to matching my particular charm. The lisp is very unbecoming and goes to show that I am the only true Alastor!" //his fuckin ego i stg