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Basil is turning 7 this year. Everyone clap for this old man and his gunky eyes.

(My other pig, Twig, is also 7 as of this year, but he doesn't like attention so he's not in this ask)

HAPPY BIRTH WISE ONE!!!

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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

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We are seeing the same playbook as Iraq and a lot of Iraqi diaspora also said the same things when it was ongoing. Regardless of how you feel about the Iranian government, do not fucking do CIA job

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Do you actually ship them or do you want them to be trapped together in a cave-in where one of them is injured and they have to talk to keep them distracted and stay sane while they wait for help, and end up opening up about their vulnerabilities and bond and then grow desperate as one starts to slip from consciousness while the other begs them to stay awake—

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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do publishers realize that advertising books using fanfic tropes spoils the experience of reading an original story. stop telling me it’s enemies to lovers and there was only one bed and unrequited love hurt comfort golden retriever black cat timeloop major character death. why do i give a fuck if i don’t know any of the characters and now plus i already know the entire plot of the story. that’s what ao3 is supposed to be for

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3rd person omniscient is so confusing. who are you talking about now!!!

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I love sleep 🛌 top 10 human inventions like yes baby I’m LOGGING 🪵 the fuck out!!!

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be