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#8+7=15 2+4+1=7 slide that 7 over =75#sorry even though i'm doing it in my head i'm still doing it essentially the way i was taught in like the 2nd grade#thats that on counting inventory for 12 years straight at least once a week
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always remember, friend,
now go in peace
This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.
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RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public
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This is just another line item on the list of things Tommy spends his life trying to bury.
Tommy’s first real memory—one he knows he made himself and not one that was handed to him by an adult—is of watching airplanes leave vapor trails in the sky while his father sneers to someone in the background, “There’s something about that boy that just isn’t right.”
He doesn’t know what his father means until he’s nine years old. He can’t smell his mom’s shampoo anymore, but he can feel something inside him that probably shouldn’t be there. It doesn’t hurt, but it never fails to let him know it’s present, like a hair underneath his shirt. In a lot of ways, it feels like how he’s always aware of where Kenneth Benker is on the playground during recess, how he can’t not notice his perfect smile. Tommy can’t help but know.
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You're leaving me? 9-1-1, S04E05 vrs S08E15
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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
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Ravi buys the South Bedford house and threatens to raise rent every time Buck pisses him off. This unfortunately backfires when they start doing a locker room bit where he tells him “oh Mr Panikkar I’m afraid I just don’t have any money for rent this month… if only there was some… other way to pay you…” while taking his work clothes off.
#lmao#this is gold#ravi panicking 'NEVERMIND I DON'T EVEN NEED RENT THIS MONTH I KNOW TOMMY'S A JEALOUS BASTARD'#alternatively: ravi playing into the bit#'not HERE you idiot don't have rent OR brains'#buck immediately bluescreens
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You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.
not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life
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Both of these happened at the same time. Same photo tbh


COLORADO AVALANCHE. LANDESKOG TWO POINT NIGHT. LOGAN O'CONNOR SHORTY.
MACKENZIE BLACKWOOD SHUTOUT.
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COLORADO AVALANCHE. LANDESKOG TWO POINT NIGHT. LOGAN O'CONNOR SHORTY.
MACKENZIE BLACKWOOD SHUTOUT.
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I keep seeing one of your posts get reblogged by people I follow, and I just have to tell you that every time I reread “B**** f*********” my immature brain reads it as butt fucking. I know it’s the wrong number of letters. I know a network procedural cannot actually go that far. But I keep reading it as Lou alluding to butt fucking happening in future episodes and having to remind myself that that’s not happening. (On screen, st least 👀)
I mean, it could definitely be happening off screen. He already said they jump straight to sex instead of talking about their issues. 🤷♀️
#it was bobby flashbacks#in case anyone was interested in the actual [redacted]#i was just being cautious of spoiling people who don't dig into cast interviews#it was a little hilarious to watch people try to figure it out though lol
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I've heard this song about five billion times but for your consideration, the current bucktommy song:
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That person that said Lou plays Tommy too flamboyantly would be shocked to hear what Lou sounds/acts like IRL
#‘tommy’s too flamboyant!’ i think if you interacted with a californian you’d explode#<<prev lmao#flamboyantly like he's not reigning in 92% of his personality to play tommy
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Have you watched a show with David Tennant in it (that you know of)
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