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I might vanish from this account for a bit, it’s not because of anything bad, I just don’t feel motivated anymore to write Murdoc.

I might end up archiving this account, but I’ll let y’all know if that’s what I decide to do.

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wow ,,, wow ya boy is w,,,,weeping please ,,, @z-foot drew me a Plastic Beach Murdoc for Christmas ,,, ah ,,, fuck ,,,

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Freak Show AU, @ask2d and I share!

wait what why are they freaks????????? am i just lame and arnt caught up

It’s me who’s behind, not you guys! I haven’t explained it yet. There’s a lot of history here so bear with the length pls. HERE YA GO:

Stu Pot is, in the words of Murdoc here, “the exotic boy with black eyes and blue hair.” Primarily women during this time didn’t want society to know they dyed their hair (natural colors) so they did it at home. While we know Stu’s is real, having bright ass cyan blue hair was deemed taboo. But his roles differentiate each performance, and he is typically displayed and included in performances to show off his odd features and add to the overall atmosphere of the show. Notably, knife throwing has been added to this list due to his fascination with blades. When it isn’t his turn to perform though, he might play the piano (which is a major key point to the plot for multiple reasons) or another instrument during one of the other acts. People enjoy this because of his odd black eyes and obvious visual impairment.

Noodle is known for her strength. She’s capable of lifting objects twice her size and can basically defeat anyone in a fight, much like the Noodle we already know & love. She often does tricks during performances and sometimes does acrobatic acts.

Russel Hobbs is the possessed man, he speaks in a different voice and of a different life. Sometimes the ghost (Del) harbored within his body sends out fragments of itself and possesses small animals that Russel has created via taxidermy, commanding them to do his bidding.

Murdoc Niccals is the living corpse. Being an actual corpse has its perks, allowing Murdoc to bend and shape his body in all sorts of horrific manners. On top of a few demonic possessions, his act is sure to give the women, children and men a fright. He’s also your typical power and money hungry Murdoc lol. He created the show and travelled to the states after he gathered the rest of the group.

WOOOO that was a lot but hopefully it’s clear now. How they all met can be explained in a later post, and expect some sketches today!

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Keep your thoughts PG-13, yeah? It’s Christmas.

Liar you have titty to grab

Not as much as Murdoc. Take that as you will, yea?

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Murdoc better get on Twitter and write “it’s chrrriiiiiisssstmaaaaaaasssssss” like he did that one time so long ago.

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Mudz, have you watched any of Noodle’s anime’s?

“I don’t think Noodle has been in any anime. Unless, you’ve confused her with some other dark haired cartoon character…but I think that’s a tad rude, wouldn’t you? You’re-You’re assuming all Asians look alike and that in itself is, well, problematic.”

Murdoc didn’t stop for a single moment to ponder the question before launching into a lecture about racial stereotyping and remained completely oblivious to the fact that the anonymous person wasn’t asking if Noodle herself had been in an anime, but if he had seen any she liked to watch.

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Whenever I see the *explaining* bits on your answer posts I always read them in the guy who read Rise Of The Ogre.

It is how God intended.

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How on earth do you manage to play bass with nails that long? Doesn't that hurt you?

“Aaaoohhhh, well, it really is a matter of skill, loves! You sort of, get used to it, I suppose. The pain fuels me, you know, haw haw.”

More recently, Murdoc had been introduced to acrylic nails by their outfit management team, which allowed for him to fluctuate between functional short nails and his more stylistic choice of long ones. Of course, he did know how to play with his long nails. They were sort of like natural picks for his guitar. 

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I guess I'll have to find a new bestfriend. ☹. Hey Murdoc! 😄

“That was a tad bit fast, don’t you think, mate? Let’s take things slow as to avoid, uhm, any uncomfortable…feelings.”

Friendship never came easy to Murdoc, perhaps because of his severe lack of practice in making friends or because he was emotionally stunted. Whatever the reason, he favored to avoid becoming involved with people outside of his established friend group.

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I think it’s super telling just how much puppet and string imagery/lyrics can be found in Murdoc’s music. Feelings of affection are always described as dangerous, something to be feared or even an uncontrollable and unstoppable emotion.

I mean check out this lyric from Love Me Like You Used To Do by Queens of the Stone Age that’s on Murdoc’s playlist:

“My heart, a ding-a-ling, a puppet on a string”

And

“Is love mental disease or lucky fever dream?”

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Have you ever had lucid dreams before? If so how do you make them stop.

“Now, why on earth would you want to make them stop? You can do whatever the bloody hell you want in those! The-The way I see it, you’re better off with those types of dreams.”

Murdoc was often subjected to dreams he couldn’t control, unpleasant ones at that, so when other’s complained of having dreams they could control, he couldn’t fathom why they wouldn’t want that sort of control.

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How's your sleep cycle been? I know you've had trouble with it in the past. Perhaps this fresh start will mean more restful nights

The fact was that Murdoc always had trouble with sleeping consistently. As far back as he could remember, his sleep was disturbed, and when it wasn’t, he had purposely done something to shut his brain off, whether it be by hitting himself in the face repeatedly or drinking just a little too much rum. But, for whatever reason, he was able to sleep through the night as of recent.

“Absolutely swell, love! I really wore myself out with going to prison, nearly drowning in shit and…flying back home.” 

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Gorillaz frontman 2D joins bassist Murdoc Niccals in an exclusive chat with fans online to answer their questions. 

Anonymous: What do you and your band mates do before a show?

Murdoc: I take a preshow shot and try to keep 2D from puking in the garbage can. It ruins the vocal cords, you know?

2D: I don’t ALWAYS puke in the garbage can, sometimes it’s in the toilets.

Anonymous: What are your favorite things to do with fans when you’re not playing shows?

Murdoc: “I know this might sound a tad bit strange, given the context for when I last…did a radio show, but I’d rather fancy doing it again—the fans always seem to soak that rrrrigghhhttt up.”

2D: “I like doing stuff like this ‘cos they get to ask us whatever they want, it feels more personal I think. I wasn’t part of a lot of Murdoc’s pirate show since he kept me in the basement. A couple days weren’t bad, but most of ‘em were.”

Murdoc: “Want me to do it again, then?”

2D gives Murdoc a look of confusion and slight concern.

2D: “No.”

Anonymous: I hear Muds is answering some questions with you! That’s pretty neat. :) Hmm, 2D, What’s the best/worst practical joke you’ve played on someone or that was played on you?

2D: “One time Murdoc tipped off the bobbies and told ‘em I was the Zodiac Killer. I didn’t know what was happening at first but then they wouldn’t stop asking me questions for the next few weeks. They finally quit sometime after the SWAT team showed up, see, I think Murdoc had something to do with that too.”

Murdoc clears his throat to mask a laugh.

Murdoc: “I was just joshing, I thought maybe it was a good time to end it when the SWAT team showed up to take 2D away…”

2D: “I’m glad you didn’t let them. That was nice of you, they were scary.”

Murdoc: “I only didn’t let them in because I thought they were there for me.”

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Someone did the math, Murdoc’s flaccid penis is roughly 4 inches. So, erect, he’s probably an average 5-6 inches (7 if we’re being generous).

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EVENT: Gorillaz x You: In-Conversation

To celebrate reaching 500 followers, I’m hosting another event called Gorillaz x You: In-Conversation. For this event, 2D will be choosing 10 questions to answer from you all alongside bassist Murdoc Niccals {@alcoholism-and-satanism} in an interview style format. 

Rules:

Once the event is over, 2D is kicking Murdoc off his blog so he can return to answering his own questions.

Anything in my ask box that’s not part of this event is/will be held until the end.

1 question per person will be chosen. We want everyone to have a fair time, yea?

Most of all, have fun! The masterpost including their picks will be up soon.

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erm, hi murdoc. (@face-ache-stuart)

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“Oh, hey, D. Why—Why don’t you go be a good lad and grab me a beer while you’re up? I do it myself, but I don’t want to miss what’s on the telly.”

Murdoc was wrapped up in some nonsensical television plot about two roommates learning to live together in London despite being complete opposites and only sharing one thing in common, their Chinese zodiac signs. At some points, he would get a little lost in the chaotic mess the storytelling was, particularly when the characters would suddenly stop speaking for solid minutes at a time and stare blankly into the camera.