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This is cinema actually

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one of my fears is that i'll be 7 hours down my dash reblogging things not knowing that, like, the end of the world is happening. everyone is posting shit like FUCK THE MARTIANS HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA meanwhile i'm like here's a picture of snoopy :-)

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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Difficulty: Extreme

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New definition of art has just dropped that should satisfy everybody: if it's in an art gallery, it's art. Works currently on display in art galleries? Art. Works not on display in art galleries? Not art. Chairs, carpets, light fittings etc in art galleries? Art. People inside are galleries? Art. Everything outside art galleries? Not art. This is predicted to cause no problems and upset nobody. In a related update everything currently inside a restaurant has been categorised as 'food' so watch out.

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Comedy series about an evil wizard where in every episode they discover some Ancient Secret of Magic that will allow them to surpass their rivals and bring the world to its knees, and every episode they learn the hard way why modern wizards don't do it that way anymore.

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I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

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« It is foolish to let a young redwood   grow next to a house.

Even in this   one lifetime, you will have to choose.

That great calm being, this clutter of soup pots and books—

Already the first branch-tips brush at the window.   Softly, calmly, immensity taps at your life. »

— Jane Hirshfield, “Tree”, in Given Sugar, Given Salt

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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier

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luke skywalker would love the simple pleasure of a buck fifty kirkland signature costco hotdog

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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You are a princess. Your evil witch stepmother turns you into a swan. Instead of running away to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, you decide to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

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