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NEGGY DID YOU WATCH THE NEW EP......

yeah i was over the moon. i continue to love how m&t have latched on to clyde as the spiritually dead tool they can use in these terrible times. really leaning into his cartman-lite quality, a cartman not driven by a heady cocktail of egomania and homosexuality but instead boring dumb selfishness. a truly enraging foil for cartman. if you think about it clyde is really the hero of south park, for taking on this role and saving us from like, craig is a racist podcaster. everyone say thank you clyde, and please give us more

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how does kyman make you feel. do you like it. do you hate it. these are the questions that are pressing in my mind... and also if you're having a nice day! i hope you are :D

great question to get in 2025. it was my notp as a teenager (/when the show was doing all that nutso you're getting old heartbreak drama) but i'm mellow about sp ships now. i think if i got into sp fresh in my 20s or something i might have fun with it possibly? but i can't ever sincerely enjoy it, it goes against my chemistry. i drew it for a friend a few years ago but i'm looking at the art and it's ugly so i shant post it

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important collab

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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

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it sucks how the canon future episode kinda ruined all dramatic tension in the show. like there's no possibility Kyle is gonna stay a chicken for the entire rest of south park. unfortunately

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i tried to collect all of nhaingen’s anons

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(on the phone with my south park informant) they made kyle a chicken? what, again? jesus

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stan (rough victory)

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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i see conversation here and there about who are influential figures in the ~history of sp fandom~ and sekrit tells me no one really brings up emzy/emixoo? or babyhip? (the latter was before my time but like. emzy! in the pre-tumblr dA era, nobody did it like emzy.)

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sutan: i want to draw something nice for once

kairu: Are you saying Clyde's butthole is not nice

sutan: ugh

sutan: it's a different kind of nice

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cartman is desperate for the lead in the school musical. he auditions and is pissed off to learn that Token actually gets the lead. so Cartman goes to Mr. Mackey, who is the director, and asks Mackey why Token got it, or what Token did that Cartman didn’t do. The musical is The Wiz so Token got the lead because he’s black but Mackey can’t say that so he just tells Cartman “Token had passion, mmkay.” Cartman is like “where do I find some passion hm” so he googles it and finds this 55-gallon tub of passion-brand lube on Amazon. he is outraged because obviously Token bought his passion on the internet. “God, Butters, don’t you see? Rich people can just buy anything online! And now with Amazon Prime they can just have it in two days!” then cartman forces Butters to use his mom’s credit card to buy this fucking $1400 barrel of lube. when the lube comes to Cartman’s house his mom assumes it’s her weekly order and Cartman assumes Token sabotaged him by buying up all the lube. “Well, two can play at that game!” he laughs maniacally, buying literally every personal lubricant product available on the internet. meanwhile Butters parents see him buying $1400 of lube on their credit card bill and gets very, very grounded. “It’s not right, Linda! Our son, going through 55 gallons of lube per week! That’s more than I used since 1983!”

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aesthetic for mr adlers dead fiancé

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fanart from blessed sekrit cryde fic lololol

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ahh, time to fry up a delicious 1am quesadilla, said clyde. better bring my laptop into the kitchen with me so i can continue my great conversation with craig. 

(discord dings from craig: its a photo of his middle finger)

yum, yum says clyde oh NO!! i accidentally fried up my laptop instead of the quesadilla again. aw dang. well there's sausage and pepper in this so i may as well chow down

THE NEXT DAY

well clyde the doctors said theyve never seen so much laptop battery acid in a human stomach before

thank you for taking me to the ER craig. i love you

whatever. says craig. leaving the room. clyde's phone dings with a discord notif. its craigs middle finger, with the hospital hallway behind him. the message says "fuck you. love, craig"

clyde weeps. then he coughs up a G key