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imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything

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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

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and this is why the school no longer has computers

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It's okay if you have a stutter, a lisp, a thick accent, difficulty pronouncing words, difficulty speaking a specific language, etc. It's not your fault if people are impatient or unwilling to communicate with you. There is nothing wrong with the way that you talk.

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I open tumblr, I talk to myself then I leave

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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

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all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

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Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

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socks

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Thanks

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Animal/Pokemon/Cute creature falling into misfortune and someone responding with the screaming dude from Breaking Bad is single-handedly the best meme

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

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I’m the polar opposite of anti-maskers, in that no matter how low the risk of transmitting a disease in the future, I will be wearing a mask. It’s just a part of my going out clothes now.

Am I sick? Am I dysphoric? Am I trying to avoid the facial recognition technology of the dystopic modern age? None of your business, keep your distance.

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I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

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Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.

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