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see? it's not all my fault.

Not my vid

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Collecting Tiktok miniseries like pokemon

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

what the fuck

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Morgan: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

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Alex: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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I love ‘average person’ x ‘someone out of their league’ where the person whose out of their league pines first. Not in a ‘average person is a self insert and the out of their leagues pining is just fan service to get your dick hard’ way, but in a ‘the out of their league saw the average person trip and fall flat on their face and thought ‘damn, their pathetic vibes and loser personality have captivated me’’ way y’know?

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please reblog for sample size, i need to show to my silly friend whose favorite boop is superior

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Cursed cats!

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GET BOOPED BITCH

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*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

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yes

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I love how both Alex and Morgan don’t give a fuck about when they’re hurt, but for two very different reasons

Alex doesn’t give a fuck because they’re basically God I doubt breaking a beer bottle on their hand does anything

Morgan on the other hand… They just lack self preservation skills. Not even like I don’t know where these bruises come from lack of self preservation skills no more like I’m covered in blood but it’s OK it’s mine….(the fuk???)

You know what I love you even more

Is how they both react the same way when the other is hurt you know the

“oh my God are you OK? Do you need help?”

mixed with

“?Why are you like this?”

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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i'll find the fucker

Imagine if in S&D tier the reason that they have been having so much difficulty for figuring out that the other person is in love with them is not only because they're idiots, but because there's actively someone who's stopping them from falling in love with each other by making it seem like every love Arc they have was a dream

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boops are back and so am i