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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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i just had to draw a clock for the speech pathologist. does not bode well that i feel like i’ve been too hard on will graham

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Carefully allowing my existing IKEA furniture to get used to what a genuine Herman Miller sofa smells like.

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

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Please don’t say: I discovered there is still a large part of me that is alive. No, my darling! You are entirely alive. It’s just that you’ve lived an irrational life, a life that doesn’t resemble you.

— Clarice Lispector, from a letter to Tânia Kaufmann wr. c. January 1948 

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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Concept: a “probably AI” button on posts that functions similar to a “like” but it tells the poster that the image they’ve reblogged is likely AI

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]